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Only the chick got out of the car and ran away on foot... Leaving the car behind... i think thats the height of absolute stupidity.

"Hello officer, yeah I've come outside to leave for work this morning at to my horror I found my car has been stolen"

Easy.....your prints are ALL over the car, it's your's. No one saw you drive the car :laugh:

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RicKDoG

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lol where abouts in altona was this?

btw, the same thing happened in my st in altona when i lived there.

one guy hit an old ke70 'rolla and a pole.

he was f**ked up badly, covered in blood n shit and ran off.....

It was on a south rd or street or something like dat

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"Hello officer, yeah I've come outside to leave for work this morning at to my horror I found my car has been stolen"

Easy.....your prints are ALL over the car, it's your's. No one saw you drive the car :)

Not always, usually if you hit a car that hard, you get a nice seatbelt sized bruise across your chest, the cops just need to find a reason to get yo to lift your shirt.

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Not always, usually if you hit a car that hard, you get a nice seatbelt sized bruise across your chest, the cops just need to find a reason to get yo to lift your shirt.

unless of course your accident is anything like mine and your seatbelt breaks...

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