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"thats not a bong! its for my schlong!!"

van wilder

"whats great about school girls is i get older and they stay the same age"

or something along those lines..ha.

family guy

"To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."
"who are you?"

"im the zig zag, man. who the fcuk are you?"

training day.

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"Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me. Blessed be the son of rajab my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight."

"My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me."

"Whats the charge?"

"Possession of a concealed weapon and disturbing the peace."

"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fcukin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking? This is bullshit!"

Beverly Hills Cop 1

"To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."
"who are you?"

"im the zig zag, man. who the fcuk are you?"

Training day

Here's an easy one:

Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!

This one might be a little harder

Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...

Everybody be cool. YOU - be cool.

I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery. --------No, thanks. I've already had a wife.

Dusk til dawn

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later.

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