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You start to get more philosophical as you get older, yesterday i realised that getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

well well well the school kids are back in town

and woman wear white because they are pure and boys wear black cause they aren't

and most kitchen appliances these days are stainless steel you goobers :bunny:

You start to get more philosophical as you get older, yesterday i realised that getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

thats if not the funniest thing you have said ever :bunny::(

well well well the school kids are back in town

and woman wear white because they are pure and boys wear black cause they aren't

and most kitchen appliances these days are stainless steel you goobers :bunny:

are u implying that black people are impure <:|

on the other hand

all i need is a woman coated in stainless steel, then I got myself a perfectly color co-ordinated designer label kitchen. hell yeah. that'll impress the chi... er... well... it'll impress me. maybe I can put some spinning rims over her metallic bosoms

-D

what the hell is with this crap

http://i33.tinypic.com/sq0eh4.jpg

ever since my mate browsed sau on my pc its coming up and its really annoying the shit out of me :bunny:

In the top Right hand corner of the thread click the "options" tab then click "switch to standard"

all i need is a woman coated in stainless steel, then I got myself a perfectly color co-ordinated designer label kitchen. hell yeah. that'll impress the chi... er... well... it'll impress me. maybe I can put some spinning rims over her metallic bosoms

-D

I think they have gone to stainless simply because its more expensive.

My son asked me the other day, "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?"

I had to be honest and tell him, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

By the way, do you know the substance that has the power to parallyse a woman from the waist down - for life?

Its wedding cake.

The thing I find confusing with women is that even when you do what they ask you you still end up in trouble. I once had a girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I went out and got two other girlfriends - she hasent spoken to me since :bunny:

I think they have gone to stainless simply because its more expensive.

My son asked me the other day, "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?"

I had to be honest and tell him, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

By the way, do you know the substance that has the power to parallyse a woman from the waist down - for life?

Its wedding cake.

The thing I find confusing with women is that even when you do what they ask you you still end up in trouble. I once had a girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I went out and got two other girlfriends - she hasent spoken to me since :bunny:

f***in LOL !

thought would give you guys a look forthose interested, small vid of me, matty and another mate at mallala saturday just gone for drift prac. Highlights, matty cleans up the tyre stack at turn 1 an i do an awesome parking job lol.

Enjoy.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=0iQqJGR-zYw

bit dear wait till next year and get one local for $150k

not the way the $AU is going Steve................you may have to add another $50K to that price by then..............not to mention the luxury tax has gone from 25% to 33% now, thanks to Rudd

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