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http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0...94-2682,00.html

"Man who allegedly blew 0.42 at Christies Beach freed on bail"

Reporter: Ernest, will you ever drive again?

Ernest: "Maybe if im drunk"

ROFLWAFFLES

He stumbled out of the cop shop, had no idea where he was or how to get home. The admin people at the cop shop bought him maccas and called him a taxi.

My mum said hes a regular customer at her bank branch, and his lip isn't red "from a fight last week", its always red, ALLEGEDLY from drinking metho.

yep you summed it up perfectly Rhys.

It is such a shame that the massive Labor scaremongering campaign (to use Ben's word) worked on the stupid Aus public so well. Their assertions (always backed up by the media) that Howard would retire during his next term put a massive scare in the populous. For a reason I cannot fathom a lot of people don't like Costello, as they think he smirks too much and has shifty eyes - but have you had a look at the duchebag they voted in instead? Always with a stupid grin on his face.

I firmly believe had Howard stepped down a year before the election and let Costello hold the reins for a while, Costello would have easily won people over, and they would have won easily. Let's face it, Costello has had a huge hand in running the country for the past decade anyhow, and his ideals are firmly in-line with all the awesome work Howard did to bring us into the 21st century.

Now we have 2 clowns that wander around smacking heads, trying desperately to figure out how to run things. And giving away some free cash to put the country out of a $5bn surplus into a $40bn debt within 18 months is the best they can come up with? Sheesh. We are in for a very shitty next few years - mark my words.

What have they really achieved since coming into power Ben?

How is that 'laptop for every child' promise going? How is the national Broadband network going? How are cheaper grocery prices going? How is the 'fuel watch' program going? Need I say more?

thats exactly it, kevin wants a legacy......... he's gonna get it, the worst recession in the history of this great country. cheers all the dickheads who voted him in :cool:

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lulz

Reporter: "What were you driving to the shops to buy?"

Ernest: "Food... and grog"

See in the vid when he walks out and theres media everywhere, hes like wtf? Deer in headlights doesn't even describe it accurately, need to see to believe! :cool:

thinking about changing to one of these

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Yet another special edition Evolution VI was also released in 1999: the Tommi Makinen Edition, named after Finnish rally driver Tommi Makinen that had won Mitsubishi four WRC drivers championships. It featured a different front bumper, Red/Black Recaro seats (with embossed T. Makinen logo), 17" ENKEI white wheels, a leather MOMO steering wheel and shift knob, a titanium turbine that spooled up quicker, front upper strut brace, lowered ride height (with tarmac stages in mind), and a quicker steering ratio. Amongst other colours, the Evo VI came in an exclusive shade of red with special decals, replicating Tommi Makinen's rally car's colour scheme. This car is also sometimes referred to as an Evolution 6½, Evolution 6.5, or TME for short.
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1144#more-1144

think long and hard about the lada... it has a 1j

it is 40% awesome 10% win and 50% luck

thats a 26 not a 1j... the 1j an 2jz intake is on the right hand side of the engine bay....

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