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Sitting on a train is a kiwi guy, an Aussie bloke, an old lady and a hot blonde with big boobs.The Train goes through a dark tunnel and after a few seconds there is a loud slap.When the train emerges the Kiwi has a large red welt on his face. No one speaks!!! The old lady thinks the Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde and she's slapped him. The blonde thinks the Kiwi guy must have groped the old lady by mistake and he'd been slapped. The Aussie thinks i cant wait till the next tunnel to slap that Kiwi prick again...

once again. its lizbeff.

dont make me stab you.

I grew up in Lidabeff from 1983 onwards until a few years after I finished high school. We called it Lidabeff then. So unless you were there before me and my homies, its "Lidabeff" :huh: ... and its still a shit hole. And I still have family that live there to this day :D

I grew up in Lidabeff from 1983 onwards until a few years after I finished high school. We called it Lidabeff then. So unless you were there before me and my homies, its "Lidabeff" :huh: ... and its still a shit hole. And I still have family that live there to this day :D

lol at 1983 ur only a newbie so u and ya stuck up homies can piss orff any times ya likes lol

moved to elizabeth in 1964 was glad to get out of the south side of town still live in the north side just a bit further out nowdays and a proud northie :-) .

like they say if ya cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen biatch lol

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lol at 1983 ur only a newbie so u and ya stuck up homies can piss orff any times ya likes lol

moved to elizabeth in 1964 was glad to get out of the south side of town still live in the north side just a bit further out nowdays and a proud northie :-) .

like they say if ya cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen biatch lol

Gee, you're showing your age now ;)

Yeah I remember the skating rink before they closed it. Even the time before the Aquadome. Gosh, I remember when the Elizabeth shops were all open air barely sheltered walkways, before they enclosed it all and expanded it. The Timezone video arcade for lock in sessions where kids went for fights, and played video games in between :thumbsup: Walking the streets at night, and running everytime you heard a car skid to a halt. Was absolutely feral. Guys jumping out of cars with bats and shit and chasing you down for a rough-up! Bored northies liked to drive to find other groups of kids and beat up on them. I went to Lidabeff high school. The roughest school at the time. Fights were commonplace back in those days ... day and night! :down:

Was so glad when I left that neighbourhood and moved south. Got into study and work and never looked back!

Gee, you're showing your age now ;)

Yeah I remember the skating rink before they closed it. Even the time before the Aquadome. Gosh, I remember when the Elizabeth shops were all open air barely sheltered walkways, before they enclosed it all and expanded it. The Timezone video arcade for lock in sessions where kids went for fights, and played video games in between :thumbsup: Walking the streets at night, and running everytime you heard a car skid to a halt. Was absolutely feral. Guys jumping out of cars with bats and shit and chasing you down for a rough-up! Bored northies liked to drive to find other groups of kids and beat up on them. I went to Lidabeff high school. The roughest school at the time. Fights were commonplace back in those days ... day and night! :down:

Was so glad when I left that neighbourhood and moved south. Got into study and work and never looked back!

yeah im old so what ?

the skating ring and the pool was always a place of fun . we used to ride our pushbikes around the shopping centre and play pool in the upstairs pool room .

never had people chasing me with bats and havent been in a fight since primary school bahhh the elizabeth high was for soft cocks . maybe trouble attracted trouble ?

elizabeth west high was the place too be lol .

just watched the first ep of flashforward, has a fair bit of potential.

Yep, not too bad at all. Dunno if you noticed the Oceanic Airlines billboard placed in the episode, made me laugh (you'll only understand that if you watch Lost)

Love this comment

"On average, 27 per cent of all fatalities in SA each year are aged between 16 and 24," Mr O'Brien said. "There are more than 76,000 P-platers on our roads and these new drivers, particularly those aged between 16 and 20, are up to three times more likely to be involved in a serious road crash."

Ever looked into where the other f**king 73% comes from?

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