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Some Low Lifes Tried To Pinch My Motorbike This Morning

Haysey

By Haysey,
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Morning all,

well i was riding to work this morning, in the shit weather, just taking my time... when this van started following me...

i didnt think much of it for a while, thought it was a delivery van... then i went a different way, out of the normal path... then back onto it... van still following me....

now it was wet so i couldnt exactly out run them or i would have more than likely had a stack... so i kept going on my merry way to work trying to keep some pace up and look out for a cop or anyone to help me......

I got to a big set of lights and unfortunately i had to stop.. just before i came to a stop i realised that there were 3 dark figures alrady running up to me, they had jumped out of the van already before it stopped and ran up to me...

One grabbed the handle bars, the other grabbed me around the neck and tried pulling me off, and the third was punching me in the guts.....

I headbutted one with my helmet, i elbowed the guy that was punching me and then the guy that was holding the handle bars i gave him a quick jab in the nuts with my nice solid boots.......

I quickly dropped the clutch and skidded myself off the lights, i had a nice dry tunnel up ahead so i totally gunned it through hopefully slowing down in time for the speed camera!

Anyways just as i was beating these guys off, i noticed that one had some crazy 80s tats on his arm and what not, another guy smelt like spew so badly, and the last guy was some small asian guy....

so Sammeh, sorry about the headbutt dude, doof, sorry about the kick in the nuts (did i even get them), and vicktoorrrrr sorry about the elbow bro.....

to everyone else

TGIF

MUDDAFARKERS

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