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Welcome to my advice thread. If you have a problem of any kind, post it here and I will solve it for you. At the very least I will offer some sound advice.

So remember folks, I am here to help.

This is a free service and I am a non profit organisation.

The only payment I need is your respect and admiration.

I suppose I have that already so your undivided attention is simply a bonus.

So people LET ME HELP. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!

( serious questions only please. Smartarses will be reprimanded )

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Originally posted by predator666

Q1. for $500,000 ... Why have you started such a stupid thread oh mighty wardest?  

:D

Good question Pred. Obviously you have a mild oedipus complex and perhaps some issues regarding control.

However enough about you, lets mention me for once.

I decided the Wasteland was too random and unordered. I was seeking something loosely structured in which I could reach out and help my fellow SAU members on an emotional level, an advice thread seemed perfect.

So this is it. Wardest's Advice Thread.

Spread the word Pred.

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Originally posted by lowlux

Why didnt u call me last night? I thought u had a great time and the sex was the best ive ever had :D

As I stated, smartarses will be reprimanded. This is highly inappropriate behaviour. this is a serious thread.

Lolux, you are clearly struggling with issues regarding your mother and you apparently have an exclusion complex.

My advice is to seek new friends and acquaintances. They will help you rebuild you self esteem.

As for your delusions about any relationship you an I might have, I can only say that it must be because of repressed childhood memories eminating from a shortlived sexual relationship with your local milkbar owner.

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Q2 for $600,000. Who *is* your daddy Wardest? This question must mystify even yourself sometimes. Was it your Lebanese neighbour Houzeh who worked at the local butcher, with that strange growth he claimed was a beard and that disquiet habbit of rubbing his hands constantly?? You must have wondered why your mother always had that strange scene of bludwerst on her each morning? Or maybe it was that butch postie George that loved giving your mother his special 'delivery' each morning?? .. until one day a little special package of her own popped out.

You may phone a friend or ask the audience...

:whip:

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Pred, your attempts to cross examine me with what is obviously false rhetoric only expose your fear of rejection even further.

You seem to think that by belittling me and branding me a "bastard" it will somehow validate the feelings of resentment you hold towards your past. I'mnot the only with the problem mate. You need to look inward to find peace and self acceptance.

You have to let it all go Pred. you don't have to be your past and by accepting this you won't be doomed to that downward spiral.

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Originally posted by king_kw13

Ok serious question - what type of air freight is best and most economical to get stuff from Japan to Australia? Ensure it gets here in one piece etc.

What is the pricing like?

I have no idea mate. this is a thread for emotional problems.

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Originally posted by ApacheX

oh it can only be emotional?

ok, why does it seem like the world is in some form of "spiral of death"?

It only appears that way . Life and evolution both move in a cycle. At the moment the earth is in a purge phase. The forces of justice and good are purging the planet of what is evil and destructive. It happens every decade or so. We will soon settle down into that reassuring uneasy peace again that we all so dearly crave.

Remember

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants"

- Thomas Jefferson.

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Q.3 for $500,000. Is my glass half full or half empty?

It only appears that way . Life and evolution both move in a cycle. At the moment the earth is in a purge phase. The forces of justice and good are purging the planet of what is evil and destructive. It happens every decade or so. We will soon settle down into that reassuring uneasy peace again that we all so dearly crave.

p.s. I think Wardest forgot to also add:"...it laso has to do with Mars and shit" :D

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Originally posted by predator666

Q.3 for $500,000. Is my glass half full or half empty?  

That is up to you my friend. Only your outlook will determine the volume in the glass. And thus your demeanour will be solidified.

You must choose to accept the things you can not change and have the courage to change the things you must in order to be happy.

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Originally posted by ApacheX

question: my friends gf has him strapped beyond all reason(not allowed to do anything), is there anything i am able to do so he is able to actaully do things with us? like go out for drinks etc.

These things often work themselves out naturally. He'll soon realise what he's missing out on and take appropriate steps. Whatever you do, don't ask him to choose between you and his GF. This will cause tension. Just keep inviting him out to stuff. He'll soon want his life back and will ditch the baggage. Either that or he'll grow some balls and put his foot down. A man who has lost his independence to his GF is like huge fart. They both get free and cause havoc eventually.

Give your mate time, he'll come around.

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