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I've invented a new sport, THE OFFICE DRIFT. This is kind of based on the glass of water in the Fujiwara Tofu Shop AE86 in Initial D, combined with being without my car at varios occasions.

Objective: To do fancy footwork, side steps, and slides, all whilst carrying your hot cup of coffee back to your desk.

Rules: Yet to be defined, But spillage is frowned upon.

Scoring: As this is an artistic mpresion there will be two sets of scores, similar to the floor routine in gymnastics, for Artistic Impression, and Technical difficulty. These two scores are then graded against the level of the coffee in your cup. IE The fuller it is the higher you score.

There are bonus points sytems available also, these can include office drifting around the boss, carrying two cups, and just about anything.

Help me share this wonderful new sport to the world, make your next coffee break more interesting, do a big power over coming out of the kitchen ad keep it sideways all the way to your desk.

OFFICE DRIFT WHENEVER POSSIBLE AND POST YOUR STORY HERE!

I think the final setting was thursday night, two weeks ago. That was the last thing I can remember doing, and didn't even realise it at the time. But I can specifically remember making noises whilst doing a 360 through the door before offloading the drinks and performing a perfect park job on the couch...then ofcourse, this ended up leading to stumble the stairs and into the taxi :lol:

Huh! ... great idea Doc..

I have been office drifting for a week now (on and off as the confidence fluctuates), and today my manager caught me in a huge drift (Power over -- moved into a Fiento -- then onto a Sido)...

No, i didn't lose my job or get frowned apon by him... he actually challenged me to a drifting duel .... "we'll drift for pink slips he says" .. so i'm like whoaa! ... totally up for it ... then b4 i know it, he performes a massive drift in front of this presentation with all these parters in the next office and .. well, i just couldn't compete ... he had the guts to perform a power ower with opposite lock not once, not twice, but 4 times without spilling a drop or breaking a sweat!

bla bla .. lost my mug .. so any suggestions to the best style of mug for office drifting?? .. i need to beat this manager!

R32pwr..

  • 3 weeks later...

As I discovered the other day by mistake, a spray of Mister Sheen on your floorboards will add spice to your Home/Office Dooorifto session. There is now a frictionless section on the left hander from the kitchen into the dining room before you swing right to make it through the door to the living room and the grip of carpet. Get it wrong and it's straight into the lounge chair quickly followed by your toasted sanger and Milo. Get it right and you're a king! :D

Floorboards+Mr Sheen+Explorer socks=Ultimate Indoor Drift setup

or does when anyone else confront a crowd in a major shopping centre, you mock downshift, quicken your pace and weave your way thru the people, followed by a triumphant handbrake 180 when you get thru???

i do this all the time at parra westfields in the foodcourt on a thursday lunchtime, (close to uni) most of my friends think im nuts but they are starting to join in...

:uh-huh:

Doctor Drift - Office Drifting

Birty - Pub Drifting

Red900ss - Home Drifting

ultim8DTM5 - Shop Drifting

Do we have any other contenders to this group, the drifting elite => 'The Best of The Best'

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