Jump to content
SAU Community

Recommended Posts

Who here thinks SAU should come together and make this revised version a reality? Lol

I'm into internet marketing, and videos like this can make huge dollars on Youtube (even without selling a product - hard to explain).

If we could make a professional looking video then I'm sure it would do well on Youtube.

I've got a recording studio, so the recording the track wouldn't be too hard.

Just need some actors for the video and we're set :ninja: Who's in?

Link to comment
https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/270895-gtr/page/2/#findComment-4606225
Share on other sites

Ok i think i finished mucking arround with the song

Thats all i can come up with for now:

Lock eyes from across the street

Down my drink, to my subbies beat

Take your hand and skip the names

No need here for the silly games

Make our way through the smoke and crowd

My R turns tires into smoky clouds

I drop the clutch and my tires fry

Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place, go back to R

Our lips first touch in the GTR

Whole night what we go in store

Wisper in my ear that you want some more

(And I Jizz on the seat of my R

This never realy happends, when im in the GTR

I wont appologise, this is just absurd

Its mainly ur fault for that way that you are)

{x2}

And I Jizz on the seat of my GTR

Dont tell your friends or I'll say you'r a 5lut

Plus its ur fault you were rubbing my clutch

Its very sensitive, someone said its a plus

Now i'll go home and clean

I need a few things from the grocery

My drivers seat is still moistely

Left me heart broken not looking for love

Surprise in my eyes when i looked above

The chick at the Drivethrough and I saw her face

I dropped my clutch through time and space

Never though I could rev so loud again

But the look in her eyes said i need a cloud

She turned to me thats when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked me to dose it

(And I Jizz on the dash

Its perfectly normal nothing wrong with my car

But we gona need a cleaner in my GTR

And now I dossed to impress her friend)

{x2}

And I Jizz on the dash

To be fair I was dossing a lot

And because you asked, it got me bothered and hot

Please stop acting like your not impressed

One more thing in gona rip a patch

Last week, I saw a film

As I recall it was a Street Racing film

Walked outside into the rain

Dropped my clutch and lost the rear

And I Jizzed on the dash

Speeding down the street, when the red-lights flash

Need to get away, need to clean my dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you

And I Jizz on the seat of my R32

The next day, I did a dose

And I Jizz on the seat

Open my window and petrol fumes roll in

Jizz on my seat

When Vin Diesel drove off in the end of FnF

I Jizzed on my dash

I just layed a patch

And I Jizzed on my dash

I went..

Jizzed on my dash

(Ok serriuosly you guys, can we.. OK)

I Jizz on my seat every time im in my R

And when im driving her, it feels like sex in a GTR

You say I'm immature, I just call it having a hoon

I carry spare tires, coz i act like a tool

Coz I Jizz on my seat

(Jizz on my seat, coz I Jizz on my seat) x 5

Link to comment
https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/270895-gtr/page/2/#findComment-4606258
Share on other sites

I'm into internet marketing, and videos like this can make huge dollars on Youtube (even without selling a product - hard to explain).

If we could make a professional looking video then I'm sure it would do well on Youtube.

I've got a recording studio, so the recording the track wouldn't be too hard.

Just need some actors for the video and we're set :ninja: Who's in?

i happen to know the moron in question who started this topic he goes to my tafe im willing to act in and convince him to act in a video well make this idiot famous!

Link to comment
https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/270895-gtr/page/2/#findComment-4606277
Share on other sites

THAT IS GOLD :ninja:

I think the last section needs a bit of work, but the rest had me in stitches man.

Coming from a part time producer/songwriter: YOU HAVE TALENT :)

I wouldn't realy call it talent.... more like a lot of spare time :)

Yeah i was running out of ideas for the last section

Link to comment
https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/270895-gtr/page/2/#findComment-4606290
Share on other sites

i was banging this chick in the back seat of my gtr and i blew on my seats.. wondering where i can get a good steam clean from?

I got the fix:

1. Wear a bag next time.

2. You may need that stuff that is always advertised on the radio... for premature ejaculation

3. Alot of us love our cars.... but not that much....

4. The front seat is better :)

5. As her/him to use their mouth as temporary storage.

:ninja:

Link to comment
https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/270895-gtr/page/2/#findComment-4606321
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.


  • Similar Content

  • Latest Posts

    • Did this end up working? Did you take some pictures?
    • And finally, the front lower mount. It was doubly weird. Firstly, the lower mount is held in with a bracket that has 3 bolts (it also acts as the steering lock stop), and then a nut on the shock lower mount itself. So, remove the 3x 14mm head bolts , then the 17mm nut that holds the shock in. From there, you can't actually remove the shock from the lower mount bolt (took me a while to work that out....) Sadly I don't have a pic of the other side, but the swaybar mounts to the same bolt that holds the shock in. You need to push that swaybar mount/bolt back so the shock can be pulled out past the lower control arm.  In this pic you can see the bolt partly pushed back, but it had to go further than that to release the shock. Once the shock is out, putting the new one in is "reverse of disassembly". Put the top of the shock through at least one hole and put a nut on loosely to hold it in place. Put the lower end in place and push the swaybar mount / shock bolt back in place, then loosely attach the other 2 top nuts. Bolt the bracket back in place with the 14mm head bolts and finally put the nut onto the lower bolt. Done....you have new suspension on your v37!
    • And now to the front.  No pics of the 3 nuts holding the front struts on, they are easy to spot. Undo 2 and leave the closest one on loosely. Underneath we have to deal with the wiring again, but this time its worse because the plug is behind the guard liner. You'll have to decide how much of the guard liner to remove, I undid the lower liner's top, inside and lower clips, but didn't pull it full off the guard. Same issue undoing the plug as at the rear, you need to firmly push the release clip from below while equally firmly gripping the plug body and pulling it out of  the socket. I used my fancy electrical disconnect pliers to get in there There is also one clip for the wiring, unlike at the rear I could not get behind it so just had to lever it up and out.....not in great condition to re-use in future.
    • Onto the rear lower shock mount. It's worth starting with a decent degrease to remove 10+ years of road grime, and perhaps also spray a penetrating oil on the shock lower nut. Don't forget to include the shock wiring and plug in the clean.... Deal with the wiring first; you need to release 2 clips where the wiring goes into the bracket (use long nose pliers behind the bracket to compress the clip so you can reuse it), and the rubber mount slides out, then release the plug.  I found it very hard to unplug, from underneath you can compress the tab with a screwdriver or similar, and gently but firmly pull the plug out of the socket (regular pliers may help but don't put too much pressure on the plastic. The lower mount is straightforward, 17mm nut and you can pull the shock out. As I wasn't putting a standard shock back in, I gave the car side wiring socket a generous gob of dialectric grease to keep crap out in the future. Putting the new shock in is straightforward, feed it into at least 1 of the bolt holes at the top and reach around to put a nut on it to hold it up. Then put on the other 2 top nuts loosely and put the shock onto the lower mounting bolt (you may need to lift the hub a little if the new shock is shorter). Tighten the lower nut and 3 upper nuts and you are done. In my case the BC Racing shocks came assembled for the fronts, but the rears needed to re-use the factory strut tops. For that you need spring compressors to take the pressure off the top nut (they are compressed enough when the spring can move between the top and bottom spring seats. Then a 17mm ring spanner to undo the nut while using an 8mm open spanner to stop the shaft turning (or, if you are really lucky you might get it off with a rattle gun).
    • You will now be able to lift the parcel shelf trim enough to get to the shock cover bolts; if you need to full remove the parcel shelf trim for some reason you also remove the escutcheons around the rear seat release and you will have to unplug the high stop light wiring from the boot. Next up is removal of the bracket; 6 nuts and a bolt Good news, you've finally got to the strut top! Remove the dust cover and the 3 shock mount nuts (perhaps leave 1 on lightly for now....) Same on the other side, but easier now you've done it all before
×
×
  • Create New...