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This threads goin down hill and theres still no pics of op :)

I'm not posting my tits Mike.... You'll just have to come down under and see some Aussie tits for yourself.

Although being an "attention seeking skank" that should be something i'm into.... Not sure what went wrong there...

:)

wow that's really weird because I guess it's my valet experiences talking, this huge array of expensive, exotic, or just plain sexy cars, but if the guy getting out was a complete dick, it made no real difference to his appeal (or lack thereof).

The best guys have nothing to prove, no one to be accountable to, they drive their cars for the joy of what they have.

My fave was an old (OLD) E Class Merc, with frayed seatbelts and no aircon, that drove like a tank, but was so different to the Audi, Porsche, BMW, BMW, BMW, HSV, BMW, Porsche, BMW, Peugeot, Audi, BMW, BMW, C-Class Merc, E-Class Merc, BMW, lineup we were used to.... The guy could've easily traded up to whatever he liked, but he loved that car, and our joking about it's high value when compared to the cheap Aston Martin's etc it was parked near. Far more an apealing character than the Ferrari driving git that threw his keys at you on his way by and refused to check his vehicle in. (Ferrari, what Ferrari? Did you collect a docket for it on your way in? No? Well we don't seem to have a record of your vehicle ever being here.... lolololol... Tempting much!)

That and the GIANT Land Rover the guy had brought with him from the USA and converted to right hand drive as he couldn't bear to part with it.... Impossible to park, difficult to manoeuver, had wierd squeaks and grinds as a result of the steering conversion, but I'd run for the keys whenever I saw it come in, partly as the looks you get for parking something like that are classic, and partly just coz it was friggin cool.

YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN!?

But honestly, with all it's little imperfections and glitches and stuff... (passenger power window controls don't work from drivers side, have to lean over, stalls out if I am not mindful of the revs, [auto....], dies in the ass and has to be jump started if I leave the stereo on without the motor running, suspension so hard my teeth nearly rattle out on bumps....) I am happier in my 33 than anything I have ever owned or driven....

Get a manual. An Auto-box is heresy. :blink:

You can even get a thinner/smaller knob if your hands can't grasp a big one...you know being a women with smaller hands. :ermm:

Edited by Tony de Wonderful
thread set to double in pages by the end of tomorrow i suspect

sighs... Go on then.... It'll look even more skanky if I do it myself... Lol...

Apologies for my heracy... Auto-Box for me for now...

And whoever thought a smaller knob would be appealing????? That's just crazy talk Tony..,,

I am so choosing to withhold comment at the present time :(

how did I know you'd pipe up :thumbsup:

just lie and say I'm normal ok... and I'll do the same for you :D

I love it when Shell gets angry :)

haha

I think I'm more amused than angry

I've never pretended im odd - chuckie :thumbsup:

sighs... Go on then.... It'll look even more skanky if I do it myself... Lol...

Well ye, see i already thought of that and hence i offered to do it.

See what i did there? :)

So for those that are too lazy to work it out themselves based on hints already provided...

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hahaha

awwwwwwww

she's cute! natural cute, blue eyes n brown hair, very nice sam :P

(credit is given where credit's due..)

crap photos though (no offense)

lol... Thx eps... Clearly your brain's recovered from being broken???

Just one photog's view of what he likes. I prefer a bit more attitude, one like the pic below...

Blue and black... He changed my hair colour for some reason... Photographers... What can u do...

http://modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pid=14615162]

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