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LOL oh well, il be prepaired for ya! (taps baseball bat on hand while he waits) LOL.hey struttos post of the lady with the big windows for eyes is a classic! i swear they have been edited in though. she looks like horace grant that used to play for the chicago bulls!

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for

a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his

wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick

his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he

should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated

that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the

compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His

wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge

to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, she got fired too."

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a

masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in

the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to

leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the

room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a

wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother

tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in

tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again

the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16

years ago.

A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay,"

says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a

bullet came out." And the boy says, "No, I was jerking off and I

shot the dog!"

hey u know the forrster my mate has i showed u a pic of the other day and the 200?? well hes getting 20's for the suby wednesday and 18's for the 200 aswell. there from tempe tyres in sydney, hes getting the same wheels for both cars though???/ dont ask me why..... i wouold nt have but it mite look cool, will have to wait and see.

hi matt, yeah i wanna see em on tha car now! ell both cars. anyway i gota get to sleep so i can go to work in the hot ass humidity & sun in maleny again (maleny =shithole) cant wait till we finish this job its gay! anyway night yall! (p.s got to www.tempetyres.com.au or maybe without the au not sure, and have a look at them wheels. there is heaps better 1's but for the price of 2 sets of big rims who can afford to spend heaps. lata all.

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