QLD Whoretown...

[strutto]

meh lunch time!

 

Hey strutto, c u at 7:30pm so we can go laugh at rodney's non-appearance at the bp coomera at 7:45pm okies?

Roger that...

[chaos]

> Little Johnny's neighbours had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was

> born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital

> Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

>

> Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him

> and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he

> so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even

> said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they

> came back home.

>

> Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

>

> When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The

> mother said, Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has

> beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose

> and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. "Yes",

> the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have

> 20/20 vision "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be f****d

> if he needed glasses."

[Nexus9]

ahh crud, i assume its called either spaceman or I want to be your spaceman.

Where did you come up with that title??

the torrent link is here

http://s4.isohunt.com/torrents.php?ihq=bat...t=-1&irc=&ihp=2

8th one from the bottom

[chaos]

dunno, just assumed that was the name

you sure that site doesnt have a trojan virus?? my AVG is goin skits when i open that site.

[strutto]

Assume... ASS - U - ME

Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted

     

 

PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.

 

The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.

 

"Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least we can do for him."

 

But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.

"We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

 

Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn’t want to know."

 

With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.

 

"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his **** sucked by a celebrity?"

[Nexus9]

dunno, just assumed that was the name

 

 you sure that site doesnt have a trojan virus?? my AVG is goin skits when i open that site.

oh yeah make sure you have a pop blocker enabled or use Firefox and you won't have any probs.

Your'e not still using IE are you?

[chaos]

just started using Firefox

[Nexus9]

well then your AVG should not have been going wild.

you opened the link in with IE didn't yoy

[chaos]

hehehe gotta change the settings to use firefox all the time

[Nexus9]

llama

[chaos]

so do we just download the torrent?

[Nexus9]

do you know how to use bittorrent?

If not, I don't have time to teach you today.

I have to go to Brisvegas in about 5 mins.

Someone else might be able to help you

[chaos]

ahh i can wait

[Nexus9]

here you go Benjamin

http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/romeria/howto.htm

have fun

[NismoGirl]

*blinks*

What are yous talking about.

[Nexus9]

bittorrent

[chaos]

woohoo, have fun in brissy

[strutto]

ben... www.google.com

[NismoGirl]

Actaully. I think Andrew uses bit torrent.

[strutto]

Everybody uses bittorrent...