QLD Whoretown...

[BelGarion]

mmm im still hungry i need more food

[PlATiuM]

i know you love me james, dont fight it :boobies2:

[PlATiuM]

yeh i want more food to but if i eat to much i get tired and have a hard time getting home

[BelGarion]

your a bogan luke dont deny it LOL

oi i still dont believe you about what ur gf said, i reckon you faked it

[PlATiuM]

james trust me i didnt fake it

[BelGarion]

wtf you had a visit from elton john as well luke??

**** me hes busy turnin people into raging pillow biters

[PlATiuM]

yeh :$ he got me good, snuck up from behind i didnt even feel it coming

[BelGarion]

nothing like a oversized lunch and a nap to sleep it off

[BelGarion]

way way way too much info there luke

bad

[PlATiuM]

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar---and the beer.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life..

The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost And only they remained, your life would still be full.

"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."

[BelGarion]

wonder where cyrus dissapeared to

[PlATiuM]

cyrus hrmmm to do work lol

[BelGarion]

haha thats pretty good luke

[PlATiuM]

yeh james the thing with me and my gf is we we're just talkin on the net for a while i meet her from a friend, than we became hookup buddys, than she started liking me as i did to her. so now its like the same but a bit more, still go out with mates and that etc. but when she wants something she just says it straight out, doesnt use hints cause she knows guys dont notice the hints hehe i like that

[BelGarion]

ah true

who knows when i have to go back out and do more work

[BelGarion]

i wonder if i should ring up and ask how my car is going

[BelGarion]

mmm lucky you then

[BelGarion]

*sigh* i want my car back

[PlATiuM]

cant hurt to ask, cya

[PlATiuM]

so what ur site manager for a jobsite?