Kero Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 How nice are the new McDonalds Big Tasty? I'm lovin it! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1447865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsss Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 hahaha that last one is just wrong Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1447919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Pass the Sunscreen Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1451400 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33vit Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 nice leather suit Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1451424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 LOL some of these are gold, the blokes at work are lookin over at me cause im laughin so much! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1453154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsss Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 THE SNEEZE A man and woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. Suddenly, the woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered quite violently; as before. The man was becoming curious and concerned about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times and this has resulted in noticeable shuddering spasms. Are you all right?" "I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man was a little embarrassed, but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?" The woman looked at him and said......... Wait for ittttt................... " Pepper." Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1453407 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 THE FLY. There's a fly circling 6 inches above the water, in the water theres a fish. That fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches he will eat the fly. Behind the fish is a bear, that bear thinks if that fly drops 6 inches the fish will grab the fly and he will grab the fish. Behind the bear is a hunter, that hunter thinks if that fly drops 6 inches the fish grabs the fly, the bear grabs the fish he will shoot the bear. Behind the hunter is a mouse, that mouse thinks if that fly drops 6 inches the fish grabs the fly, the bear grabs the fish and the hunter shoot the bear he will grab the hunters sandwich. Behind the mouse is a cat that cat thinks if that fly drops 6 inches the fish grabs the fly, the bear grabs the fish, the hunter shoots the bear and the mouse grabs the sandwich he will grab the mouse. Well the fly drops 6 inches the fish grabs the fly , the bear grabs the fish, the hunter shoots the bear and the mouse grabs the sandwich, the cat went to grab the mouse but fell in the water. What the moral of the story????? If you drop your fly 6 inches u get a wet *****. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1453606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 ok that didn't work it's if u drop ur fly 6 inches u get a wet pus*y Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1453608 Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmurf Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Gotta love google Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1453757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 How To Tell You're At A Gay Party Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1453891 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Complete Encyclopaedia Britannica for sale.. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1458411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 New Peugeot Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1463337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 The hottest news reader in the world. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1463342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 The hottest news reader in the world. (thought a few more would not hurt) Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1463347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Boating european style Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1463358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Funny photos Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1463530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Worlds Ugliest Dog Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1465246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 This is Quality Hoff! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1470404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Anti Schapelle Campaign True or not true??? Read the emails below from the bottom up. Yup... But it was meant to go to Sydney but it didn't get taken out by the baggage handler so it came back.. -----Original Message----- From: Chris Saliba Sent: Friday, 10 June 2005 11:35 AM To: Casey Kerr Subject: RE: Recent Application for Junior Receptionist So ya sayin she knew it was in her luggage on the way to Sydney -----Original Message----- From: Casey Kerr Sent: Friday, 10 June 2005 11:30 AM To: Chris Saliba Subject: RE: Recent Application for Junior Receptionist Yup.. Also my boyfriend works with her cousin and my ex knows her.. They are one of the biggest drug dealers on the coast... And Sydney... The bag was meant to go to Sydney cause there other cousin works in Sydney airport baggage but got fired before they knew... But then again.. No one is really going to hear the true story!!! -----Original Message----- From: Chris Saliba Sent: Friday, 10 June 2005 11:21 AM To: Casey Kerr Subject: RE: Recent Application for Junior Receptionist Casey, Is that Corby thing for real...Do u know this bloke???? _____ I was diggin through some stuff in my office last night and I came accross a cd with photos from xmas 2001. Look who happened to be joining in the festivites... yep Australia Most Infamous Boogie Boarder. Damn* I keep good company. Take Note: Photo 1 - Keep an eye out on the coffee table for some incriminating evidence (in fact I think I might submit this photo at her trial as Exhibit B... after the big f*ck off bag of we*d) Photo 2 - I think thats the same face she had on when they opened her bag up in Bali. DAMN*. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1470766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Men's Swimsuit Calendar, hot stuff Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/44/#findComment-1472561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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