ECR033 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Not quite the General Lee <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Seem's like the real General Lee is a bit of a drifter these days GeneralLee.zip Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1498693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Happy as a little clam Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1498706 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Grandpa sure doews love his new nurse Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1498722 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Pics the news never shows - IRAQ Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1499048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Terrorist alert! (oldie) Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1499156 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Beeeeer... BeerBitch.wmv Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1499164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Here are a few video emails ive gotten recently (its so much better now we can upload bigger files here) UP_CockyWinner.wmv overwork.wmv drivebyfarting.wmv ExplainThis.wmv Mixer.mpg cameltoe.wmv pianowithballs.wmv icon_war.doc 120804_fattiesfighting_1.wmv China_Air.wmv Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1499265 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 READ THE TEXT FIRST Do you still want to eat Sushi? Think TWICE!! This is a true case of a Japanese man from Gifu Prefecture who complained incessantly about a persistent headache. Mr. Shota Fujiwara loves his sashimi and sushi very much to the extent of trying to get them as "alive and fresh" as can be for his insatiable appetite. He developed a severe headache, but for the past three years had put it off as migraine and stress from work. It was only when he started losing his phsyco-motor skills that he sought medical help. A brain scan and x-ray revealed little however. But upon closer inspection by a specialist on his scalp, the Doctor noticed small movements beneath his skin. It was then that the Doctor did a local anaesthetic to his scalp and discovered the cause! Tiny tapeworms crawled out! Major surgery was thus immediately called for and the extent of the infestation was horrific! Remember : tapeworms, roundworms and their eggs which abound in all fish, fresh or saltwater, can only be killed by thorough cooking and/or freezing the fish to between -4 deg C - 0 degsC. Open the attachment (not for the faint hearted) SushiLovers.doc Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1501638 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolin Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 that's Nasty... haha Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1502325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Calendar FHMCalendar_1_.doc Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1507136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Told you to stop biting your nails Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1509429 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Nothing important DogAssistanceCall.wmv ride___1.wmv Exams___2.wmv Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1510008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 The origins of Sushi Ltd japanesefoodculture.wmv Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1511222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Extreme Acts of Wrongness Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1511252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Typical guy http://www.milbestlight.com/SWF/GAME/GAME1.SWF typicalguy.wmv Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1511283 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Why oil is so expensive? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1512140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsss Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come work". The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and ask her for intercourse. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1512781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Lifeguard at the pool (classic) LifeGuardinthePool.WMV Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1515543 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sl!m Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Why oil is so expensive?<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/right] bah.. silver? silver cant be strong enough to make a car out of.. chrome paint. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1516424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kero Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Sheikh Zayed Al-Nahyan's House. In case you're wondering where this hotel is? It isn't a hotel at all. It is a house!!! It's owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al-Nahyan, the former President of the United Arab Emirates and ruler of Abu-Dhabi. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/41978-a-joke-for-the-day/page/46/#findComment-1517638 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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