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6 months from now ill bet anyone 50 bucks I blow the absolute doors off martins glorified door stop down the main straight of qr

I'll take that bet

but I won't be slowing down to let you catch up after going round turn 6 :P

What, so it's only a race if I slow down to make up for your car's inherit weakness?

:down:

You should be great full I'm even taking my car to qr...

If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you werent in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, Id swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then Id bang your mum.... That's what I prove by taking the abomb to qr

You should be great full I'm even taking my car to qr...

If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you werent in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, Id swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then Id bang your mum.... That's what I prove by taking the abomb to qr

Would be more impressive if you were the tuna and he were the lion...

Would be more impressive if you were the tuna and he were the lion...

Agreed but Martin looks more like a fish lol

Martin be a sport and turn into a fish, mike will pay u in back rubs lol

You should be great full I'm even taking my car to qr...

If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you werent in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, Id swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then Id bang your mum.... That's what I prove by taking the abomb to qr

OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

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i just left. i dont wanna come back for a while. although i enjoyed it, the bogan was strong.........

Bogan hasn't even started yet, wait till I sau sticker up my new falcooooon

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