Jump to content
SAU Community

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 144
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

all i wanna know is how do u fcuk the ****s hahah

sex appeal is up n i got a few million dorrars

btw did u notice that when u goto another island without it being unlocked u automatically get 4 stars n get hunted down like a asian driver in sydney

I know all of you treasure this game, but hows about this, this is what i went through to finally buy the game.

I didnt have enough scratch to buy a new copy of the game, so i go to my local games rental place each day for 3 days, and then finally score a vacant copy, i hire it for a week (18 bloody dollars) i rush home, play it, and what do i get?? a scratched disc that keeps freezing on me!!. ok, im pissed now. Then i have a brainstorm. Why not trade in my old ps1 and a few games?? thatll get me a few dollars to buy a new copy. So i go back to my games rental place, and ask for a quote, about 50 bucks for my system and a couple of games, thats all good, but they dont have any copies of san andreas. So i get back in the car and head down to Electronics boutique, and i take them up on their advertised offer of trade in your old system and 3 games for 50 bucks off anything else in the store, so i go back to the car and get my ps1 and games, i go in, and the scabby attendant wont give me any value for 2 of my games!! so the offer is void (and he was cool, i mean he had an old nes controller for a belt buckle for ****s sake) Greatly angered i drive back home again, and pick up some more ps1 games, i then drive back and in the car park i take a park and then get abused by this european guy in a black VT commo, yelling at me for taking his park (he didnt even know the word for indicator, he was yelling at me for not seeing his "sign") i walk back in and finally i get value on one of the 3 games i give to the guy. So i then purchase my brand spankin new copy of san andreas, and the guy was even nice enough to give me a miniscule discount. I walk out pleased as punch and then walk off, i then realise i left the rest of my ps1 games in the store, so i rush back and pick them up then head home after around a 3 hour ordeal to buy this bloody game.

The quest is finally over, i now have my preciousssssssssssss haha. sorry for the long post but yeah it was good to get it off my chest :-)

Just got through a monster session with the little black box over the weekend. This game just gets better and better. Unlocked a Harrier jet. So cool you can do the vertical take off with it. It doesnt have guns but it does have lock on missles. And its too bad my luck in the casions in the game doesnt really carry into real life:( Would be good to make Crown pay me for once

btw... whats the deal with the whole America vs Australia thing they have going on?? :D

u know those adds about how America went to war against australia and stuff?? hahah man they crack me up.

go in the ammunation and just wait and listen to the radio in the background.

"... the actual guns that we used to f**k australia in the ass!!!"

lol

Had to go through about 75% of the missions to get the harrier.Is well worth it. Also an answer to a previous question regarding the hookers. If you pull up next to one and honk the horn,they will ask if your looking for a good time. When they ask that press the right d-pad button, now the should jump in and you can drive off somewhere quiet to test the suspention:D

my mate jsut did a mission where you had to go n root this chick with a massive dildo and dresss up in a g-string (gimp suit, and yes you get to keep it ahhahah) n what now....now he can walk around the streets and bash people with a bid purple dildo...interesting

I agree top game, i cant beleive how 'uncut' it is. I mean u dont hear that much swearing in an 'R' rated movie!

Can u guys recognise some of the voice overs? I picked up what sounded like Samuel L Jackson as the corrupt cop in the opening. And one of ya mates i think 'Big Smoke' sounds like Mystikal to me! Ryder sounds familiar also

NEED HELP??

Cheats and Codes

Arrrgh Completed all the missions on the weekend and then last night I decided to start from the start again and I went and saved over the finished game file:( No I have no choice but to do it all over again ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

i just got to san fierro. filled the big garage with and rx7 rip off (cant remember what its called....sx350 or something) a sultan (wrx) and a elegy (r32-r34)

niiice. got an old pimped out remington back at the grove

i love how you can mod cars!

and i love cruising along the hiway....you go flat out in a stolen bomb and its hard to keep up with other cars........and you bump someone and cause a huge pile up.....funny

how funny is that mission with the crop harvester....run people over....and the one where you have to burn a field of "herbal remidies".....cj's like "i think im gonna pass out"

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now



  • Similar Content

  • Latest Posts

    • The German place in Cabramatta was rock solid, fresh pretzel cooked to order back then. Then it went all quiet, after all the poker machines were removed, then I believe it closed for good. I did drive past the other week and noticed outdoor lighting a big screen, but no idea what is there now.  
    • Yeah I suspect even if you hold airmass per cycle/cylinder constant if you get too far away from stock you're still going to have problems running the factory tune within the bounds of the factory load scale. Cams, different displacement/rod ratio, etc. I'm just lucky that the GTIII-SS with wastegate boost + CA compliance cats is pretty much equivalent to stock turbos. When I have actual space I can finally get it tuned and modify the fuel system for flex fuel to 100% handle any detonation concerns when cranking the boost to whatever those dinky turbos can put out.
    • I would say no, why, because my daughter, who also lives in Goulburn, hasn't recommended us going there Pity, as we miss all the German joints around in Sydney, actually, the restaurants are the only thing I really miss about Sydney, and a special mention to Ishibanboshi at Bondi Junction, their Kara-age Don is heart cloggingly deliciousness (always added a special boiled egg...or 2) 😋 
    • Does that German restaurant still exist in the old place out the NW end of Goulburn? When I say "out the NW end of"...I am really being vague. It was 1997 when I was last there, and the only point of reference I can recall is that it was on the opposite side of the main drag from the big merino. And when I say "opposite side of the main drag", I don't mean "on the main drag". It was either a couple of streets back from there, or might have even been out in the sticks a bit further. Was an old farm building or mill or somesuch. And when I say "the big merino" I might actually be thinking of a completely different part of town, because I just looked on maps and the big bugger is not where I remembered him to be! The food was good, consisting largely of various German mystery-meat sausage/loaf things and kartofflen.
    • So while the second sentence is completely correct and the whole point of the conversation, the first sentence bears consideration. If this bloke is just hoping to throw big turbos on and drive it around, because there are no helpful facilities at all in his tropical paradise** then he likely has zero chance of even knowing what the TP is on the last column in the stock maps, let alone know whether the ECU is operating anywhere near it or past it. So the point is very very moot. And, per what I said before, at stock boost on those turbos, you may well be off the end of the map. **I'm just back from Vanuatu, so I know exactly what small Pacific nations can be like wrt paradise without requisite facilities. But it's not even that simple. I put a high flow on my car and had to drive it around without a proper tune because of the lack of opportunity*** to put the bigger AFM and injectors into it to allow it to be tuned. I had to turn the boost down to less than I had before, and back off the boost controller's ramp, because it was exploring parts of the map that it didn't drive in before, and really couldn't access for tuning on the dyno either, and so was pinging. It was still well within the last column, because when I first**** set up the Nistune on the Neo I rescaled all axes of the maps to give some more space to explore. ***Family dyno was broken ****This was 13 years ago, and the TIM thing wasn't a thing then and so TP would definitely grow when pushing past the stock tune's limits.
×
×
  • Create New...