Whoretown WA

[Hicks]

Originally posted by GTS-t VSPEC

Whores anonymous, I have a problem, I'm a whore. I have been free of whoring for about 10 seconds.

See'ya:burnout:

Nah, its gotta be atleast 30.

[Hicks]

Don't know about that last comment................

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Your off to a good start, believe me you'll be back again, wanting to whore more and more each day, until you do nothing but whore, like me.

See'ya:burnout:

[Hicks]

It was a bit.....................you know................

[Hicks]

mmmmmmmmmmmm, whoring.

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Am I turning you on Hicks, your not naked are you?

See'ya:burnout:

[Hicks]

Are you watching me???

[GTS-t VSPEC]

I find that you can whore faster if you take your dick out of your other hand, pointer to the newbies.

See'ya:burnout:

[Hicks]

Let me guess what your doing.......:whackit:

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Not watching, just fantasising.

See'ya:burnout:

[Hicks]

whats that 13.5@104mph??

Is that Your wank speed record??

[Hicks]

Im gonna have to go for a 12.

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Not yet, but if you keep it up I'm sure to blow, hate it when you hit the keyboard, makes the keys sticky.

See'ya:burnout:

[Hicks]

My hand just cant move that quick, what baby oil do you use??

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Yeah it took me 13.5 seconds to blow, and the goo left at a speed of 104mph, blew a hole in the roof.

See'ya:burnout:

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Redline synthetic lightweight racing oil, good for high temperature applications, You might want to try the shock-proof, you tend to tug it hard.

See'ya:burnout:

[Hicks]

Yah, I ca oly us crtai kys. The othrs ar glud.

[Hicks]

Theres the problem, I only use mobile one.

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Hicks with all that practice you've been doing at home I'm surprised you haven't got a 12 yet, maybe your dick is suffering axle tramp from tugging to hard off the launch.

See'ya:burnout:

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Mobil 1 is only good for regular wanker, not for race wanking.

See'ya:burnout: