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actually i was taught that marie currie stuff in PEAC when i was like 6 or something - i dont think it seeped in very well too busy showing my gymnastic skills to the other schools on the bars at recess haha I swear i fluked that test!

Originally posted by Nizmo

hahaha battery operated boyfriend hahaha so many things too say but i think i should just keep the mouth shut and save myself

Yep , don't require stimulation , always ready ( or eveready as they say ), don't have to kiss it , no bad breath ,comes in handy pocket size to OMFG where is THAT going.

Hmmm your right , you girls don't need us.

why does everyone think im dating paul ive even gotta set Dan straight tommorrow at work - im like what a weird question where on earth did u get that from!! Battery operated boyfriend haha isnt so bad by the ken is describing it - should be a salemen for barberellas ken haha!!!

hey isnt there still US legislation (louisanna or something like that) that makes it illegal to have sex hmmm i forge tthe conditions - it could be in public (but isnt that illegal anyway not to say we all haven been guilty of it) I cant remember (damn peroxide seeping thru again) but its some real strict rule!

Originally posted by Nizmo

why does everyone think im dating paul  ive even gotta set Dan straight tommorrow at work - im like what a weird question where on earth did u get that from!! Battery operated boyfriend haha isnt so bad by the ken is describing it - should be a salemen for barberellas ken haha!!!

Only if I can do the personal demo's:D

Cheers

Ken

Originally posted by Nizmo

why does everyone think im dating paul  ive even gotta set Dan straight tommorrow at work - im like what a weird question where on earth did u get that from!! Battery operated boyfriend haha isnt so bad by the ken is describing it - should be a salemen for barberellas ken haha!!!

Who said you were dating pwptf ??

I thought you had WAY more class than that anyway.lol

Cheers

I'm gonna cop it

Ken

Originally posted by Nizmo

hey isnt there still US legislation (louisanna or something like that) that makes it illegal to have sex hmmm i forge tthe conditions - it could be in public (but isnt that illegal anyway not to say we all haven been guilty of it) I cant remember (damn peroxide seeping thru again) but its some real strict rule!

you mean it is illigal to have sexual inercourse in the car...?

in the state of Arizona, it is illegal to sell cabbage on sunday

cheers

Joe

Originally posted by Nizmo

hahaha now the personal demos ken i have to see *what ken can do with a battery operated "boyfriend" has to make some money in videotape* haha

It's not WHAT I can do , it is WHO I can do that will make the money.

Geez 6 pages and no animal sex yet.

Have worked out by a method of deduction ( Elementary my dear whats on, hehe) that the animal sex problem is

pwptf

Cheers

sherlock

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