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The patient has been transferred to National Taiwan University Hospital. Lee said the patient's long-term drug addiction had led to the weakening of his immune system. < there u go drug abuse could lead to SARS

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Sounds pretty typical zanda.

Oh, that is so sweet, Troy and Kyles, don't worry, me and my b/f are like that too. I get lots of calls from him from his work too.

I can't ring from here though, all calls are monitered.

Originally posted by zanda

tried to order in an adapter for a jap to aussy aerial thing.

would not beleive the bullshit I went through to get some knumbscull to place the order.  

"eeeer you'll have to call back later"  

"why dont you just write him a ****ing note!?"

" eeeer, ok, but you'll need to come in and make a deposit"

"What? Why? Cause Ive phoned you ten times cause I dont want it? WTF?"

"Im sorry, but you'll have to make a deposit and come into the store before you order it"

"****. I'll just pay for it now with a credit card"

"eeeeer, I'll take the credit card number as a deposit."

"no, I'll just pay for it now. here's the number"

"eeeeer, no. I cant take a credit card payment."

"why not?"

"I'll take it as a deposit"

"why cant i pay for it on the phone?"

"eeeeer, I cant do that"

"sure you can. what happens when you take a mail order?!?"

"eeeer, that's different"

"FOR ****S SAKES YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! YOUR PISSING ME OFF"

"eeeeer...."

...so now some pimply **** has got a card lying around the desk at a busy store with my cc details on it, but only as a deposit. he cant pay for it......

Like ****ing Rainman!!

guess which pimply little toad is going on a porn site membership shopping spree in your name :elaugh:

Originally posted by skyzerr33

check the tshirt orders thread he offered to pay for yours

Well, thats good, saves me $30.

Play nice Paul, I am not nice, not playing nice!:bahaha:

Drugs lead to SARS hay, mmmm, I know a few dead chickens.

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