Micko Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Hey there fellas... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyzerr33 Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "NO SH*T! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?" Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTS-t VSPEC Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Nah, they didn't even look properly, I don't reckon they knew what they were looking at. See'ya:burnout: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308762 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyzerr33 Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 howdy micko who was interested in the albany trip anyways? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308768 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTS-t VSPEC Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Hi Micko, Troy, Good joke:D See'ya:burnout: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308769 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyzerr33 Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 Originally posted by GTS-t VSPEC Nah, they didn't even look properly, I don't reckon they knew what they were looking at. See'ya:burnout: i'd say so me thinks we need a thread in events for the albany thing let me know tomorrow how long u 2 will be stayin the monday is a public holiday. kylie and i will most likely be coming back on monday. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTS-t VSPEC Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 I think Cam and Jason were interested. See'ya:burnout: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam 32 Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 hey all bad luck bout last night paul - guess it happens... any news on the tyres? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308775 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyzerr33 Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 so were gonna need atleast 2 nights (ie friday and saturday) for those who want to go home sunday Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTS-t VSPEC Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Yeah, I was going to stay till Monday, but not sure if we'll still be in Albany, but I'll let you know. See'ya:burnout: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308777 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTS-t VSPEC Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Yeah, at least two nights to make it worth it. Adam, Yeah it's just a hassle, no big deal. He can have the ones in my spare room for $40 each. See'ya:burnout: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308780 Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam 32 Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 alright mate thanks, ill let ya know Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyzerr33 Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 paulie thats fine well i'll wack a thread in the events section Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTS-t VSPEC Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Adam, There decent tyres, just not a matching set. See'ya:burnout: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micko Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Hey Paul - when you changed that pipe on your exhaust (you know the one;)) did you use gaskets or just that goo stuff that is for exhausts? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308802 Share on other sites More sharing options...
caminperth Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 morning guys... condolences paul.. aidwin was f*kin lucky i can tell u..... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pva_Glue Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 lets's hear it what happend to aidwan Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308807 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTS-t VSPEC Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Micko, I think we used gaskets:D Cam, Thanks buddy, guess I just got the wrong guys. Aidwin's car has more illegal shit than mine:( See'ya:burnout: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308810 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTS-t VSPEC Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Micko, We OK for tommorow? See'ya:burnout: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308812 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTS-t VSPEC Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 I feel like such a Trev driving around with a yellow sticker:( See'ya:burnout: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/8821-whoretown-wa/page/2035/#findComment-308818 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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