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time for coffee......but first a story.

my GF opened an account in her name, which we've been paying rent and food and stuff into.....anyway, the other day she was going through her statements, and for a joke, every time I put a deposit into the account I would put for sex..

so if it was for food, I would put in the transfer box "for food and sex"...and so forth.

anyway, when we applied for our home loan, we had to give them all our bank statements - including the house account and my statements!

so It looks like Ive been paying her for sex on a regular interval for the last two years. the people processing the loan must have pissed themselves.... :P

I'd just liek to say: One this momentous occasion i would like to thank all the fellow whores that made it happen .... without you i wouldnt be the whore i am today *holds up trophy* THIS IS FOR YOU :P ..... thank you *wipes away tear, gets off soapbox*

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