Whoretown WA

[Nizmo]

haha tell them to buy me drinks too

its cool i thought you were saying it like you still had them

[zanda]

http://www.prestigemotorsport.com.au/au/st...sp?StockID=1434

[Nizmo]

thats sooo cool Buy it for 10K and travel around Aust in it ..... Bargain!!

[Nizmo]

thats sooo cool Buy it for 10K and travel around Aust in it ..... Bargain!!

[ReVN211]

hahaha what a piece of shit :bahaha:

[zanda]

hahah..

I reckon its cool as!

pimpin velour and strobes....every pornstars dreams..

[Nizmo]

says the man with the commodore!! :bahaha:

[ReVN211]

each to there own i reckon

[Nizmo]

oh so bored.

[Nizmo]

Why I Fired My Secretary. . .

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any

happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children

will remember.. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and

said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your

birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and

me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a

beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ----

on the couch ----

Naked.

[ReVN211]

whoertowns slow today

or is that just because Paul ain;t online

[Nizmo]

October 23 is . . . . National Mole Day

[Psiker]

omg that car is the bomb

-Paul

[MrGTST]

Good afternoon boys and girls.... and how a re we all feeling on this sunny afternoon???

Nice joke Niz

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Good joke Niz.

Hi, If anyone is still here:D

[zanda]

hey paully....

what was the reply on that bling question??

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Looked like whoretown was quiet without me:D

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Al, It was a yes, pay me for the shirt and the plates are free in exchange for the lamination:D

[zanda]

that was a very good joke...

Ive had THAT kuntish of a day.....I think I will go for a fangfang tonight to clear my shoulders of the burden that is my shitty life.

[GTS-t VSPEC]

Al, You seem to be having lots of shitty days, it's not good:( Thinking of having a cruise on the 9th:D