Whoretown WA

[ReVN211]

[ReVN211]

jennay stop hiding and say hello

[dan_the_man]

yeah jennay u crazy boi

[ReVN211]

dan dan hes our man if he can do it no one can

[dan_the_man]

aha thanx for that

[ReVN211]

so what are you up to today dan, i am doing sweet phuck all as my managers are in chicago

[dan_the_man]

working...

I have a terrible hang over

[ReVN211]

sounds like my day

[dan_the_man]

I shaved some doods head last night like just a patch when he was passed out. he woke up as i did it

poor guy wasnt too impressed

[dan_the_man]

the good thing is we got it on video and its now on the net

[lacitpo]

morning whores

[ReVN211]

hey lacitpo,

Dan its people like you that make me scared to pass out. I had that done to me about a month ago and i was not impressed either

[dan_the_man]

hahaha lee, I wouldnt usually do it

the video is hilarious though!

[ReVN211]

where can i see the video?

[dan_the_man]

www.tnet.com.au/~dantheman/IMGP0455.AVI

the dood has his shirt of cause he vomitted on it earlier. Just incase ur easily offended

[ReVN211]

hahaha sneak attack

[sexzila]

Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,

no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.

Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,

along with a note that said "presents or die".

Children were plotting all night in their beds,

while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.

But daddy had money this year in the bank,

then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.

...and all of a sudden Santa appeared,

a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.

Santa I said as he laughed merrily,

you do so much for others do something for me.

Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,

your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.

Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,

her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.

As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,

he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.

And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:

you're married with children, you'll never be free.

[dan_the_man]

hahaha its was kinda mean...

[sexzila]

Christmas jobs for Al

With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you:

12 days fruit picking,

11 off-ramp selling,

10 toilets cleaning,

9 digging graves,

8 sneaking sewers,

7 spearing rats,

6 training guard dogs,

5 giving blood!

4 crash-test dummying,

3 jobs roach-killing,

2 jobs dog catching,

and one job Santaing at the mall.

[dan_the_man]

Nice one