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  1. no forgies are not needed!!!!!! will need z32 AFM more then likely
  2. powerfc $1000 to 1500 turbo new $1800 to 2k second hand $1200ish or use a 2nd hand HKS 25/35 25/40 for $1200ish $200 for pump bosh $800 or so for sard injectors rough prices
  3. lol very true but I dont own that car any more.... yes each to there own but I am still aloud to say that looks shocking.
  4. spotted a silver r33 with lol.... hahahahahaha GAY.... wrx bonnet scoop, sorry if you are on here but that looks just GAY
  5. HOW TO CALL THE POLICE HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLDAND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound familiar! ) George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story) I LOVE IT -Don't mess with old people!!
  6. what is comestic electrical, do you mean domestic...
  7. people who cant see a bright red ute with its bloody lights on in bollocksing day time ffs, people continue to pull out in front of me!!!!!!
  8. Office Pranks ONE-POINT DARES 1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way". 4. Walk sideways to the photocopier. 5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open. 6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you. 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..." 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh. 10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen. THREE-POINT DARES 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers. 2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. 3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. 4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''. 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again. 7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout. 8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites. FIVE-POINT DARES 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave". 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two". 5 . After every sentence, say 'Man' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Man." Keep this up for one hour. 6 . In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" 7 . At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" 8 . Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:" Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 9 . During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. 10 . As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
  9. good to hear!!
  10. lol i still only got 15k for mine i dont think 33's are worth crap now
  11. compression test time
  12. Ok guys the rumors I have been hearing are that Canberra / Aust has a fuel shortage
  13. lol my mates when they were younger like 12 years ago now (shutup about any age jokes here) use to use them to get high!!!!!!!!!
  14. and thats why I sold mine couldnt justify the cost to keep it, weighed it all up and bah had to sell. Its shit but I look at the bigger picture.
  15. You would be holding out for a very long time, with which the general price will drop even more I did the same with mine ended up loosing more money by trying to find a buyer at the higher price. Sorry. Keep it, put it in storage if you can afford it. Good luck.
  16. that place is bollocksed for damage / stolen cars it happens non stop there, you would think that they would hire a plastic cop by now. Any ways you all know my feelings on the matter of theft of cars.... Hand chop go and work you junkie freaks then you can buy what you want instead of stealing it.
  17. I have done this numerous times its a fiddly job but not to hard, soak all nuts and bolts in penetrate so as not to snap any while getting them off. You will find that some of the turbo nuts are more then likely loose any ways.
  18. A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, who is really happy to see you!?
  19. 215rwkw should give you around 111mph on the 1/4 with a reasonable setup. Dont worry about the start its the top speed at the finish that proves killer wasps.
  20. BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY. Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued.... and WON! (Stay with me now.) Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be 'unacceptable fire' and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'. NOW FOR THE BEST PART. After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. ONLY IN AMERICA! NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS THEY'RE NUTS
  21. find a new bike cat and use that. I know the VFR's have them.
  22. ^^^^^ Can we not be so descriptive where we see parked cars especially expressing that its parked there regularly would hate for someones car to be knocked off by a dodge prick reading this site. Thank you all
  23. did you guys also notice that its a de... compression, smaller injectors and ECU then RB25dets. Sell the motor and buy a RB25det with ECU. There is a thread in the N/A section about putting turbos on de's, its really not worth it!! when you can get a det motor and put that in. Besides then your engine plate wont line up with whats really in the car, sell it and buy a GTST or GTR!!
  24. good places to go out with the family are... Ginsing in Manuka (lots of MSG though) Vietnamese at Griffith shops very very good and cheap but you need to book a week in advance. Other than that Ramers curry in Marson great curry, or the local sports clubs they are fantastic for the price!!! Other wise if not dinner then go to Kingo and Bradon club to play pool (cool dingie pubs!!!)
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