I sell rock cocaine to school kids that own computers, and who use the "wikipedia, flickr and myspace"
Does that count?
jokes, im a java programmer who sips Pepsi Max, munching on caffeine tabs, sitting in front of 4 24" LCD monitors, backed by $30k worth of server hardware, and hack satellites in my spare time
jokes, im the creator of spam and want your ebay account details
Serious jokes, im a TSO geek, that does a little bit of everything in the small to medium business i work with.
I don't really care what i do, i just wanna make the $$ to pay for my cars, friends and fun...
(this has been written while jaded and looking for another job)