To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip, I want to let you
know about a little accident I had with your pick up truck.
Fortunately, it was not too bad and I didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me. In fact, about 5
seconds after it was over, I felt much better and was back to
my happy, smiling self! I didn't see any reason to notify
the police or our insurance agency.
I was coming home from K-Mart, and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator
instead of the brake! The garage door is slightly bent but your pick
up, fortunately, came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
Lucky for you, your motorcycle was spared.
I am really sorry, darling. But with your kind-hearted,
giving, loving personality I'm positive you will forgive me.
Remember how much I love you and care for you, my
sweetheart.
Enclosed is a picture of my little "accident." Have a safe
trip home. Oh yes, before I forget...
Your girlfriend called.
Your loving wife.
XoXoX