Swiper the Fox

Your in a boat...what does it matter?

cool...i will turn a blind eye while Dave removes the blood from your body

an esky full of free beer and somewhere for me to sit while drinking it will be nice thanks Steve.

pi55 off steve...your bad luck at Oran...come near our pit and ill Voodoo doll you with a 10" flat blade screwdriver. OK Roy...yes we have a Superfast driver...but our car is full weight (death metal will be blaring out of the on board stezza) factory brakes, laggy, and me twirling the spanners. Im sure no one is handicapped that badly.

We can certainly turn it on in the pits....at one event we even stripped and rebuilt the gearbox between qualifying rounds...much to the amazement of our knuckledragging opponents (V8 brigade). Who are you anyway? (not being rude) Yes John, anyone can go in a straight line while sober...

Thats alright Troy...you may have saved me looking silly in such esteemed company. We can have a drink and a laugh instead

You really do take yourself too seriously Troy...or is it me you take too seriously? BTW quick is time based and fast is speed based...easy To prove a point our circuit car is wearing ALL the drag cars suspension, has a laggier turbo, makes less power and torque, has more weight and has a more flex in the chassis (no cage) so if it goes quick...it will make the drag car look even quicker. We were going to race the drag car but the deal on the supply of brakes we made with you was not fufilled.

ok $650

id like to see some UK buyer beat Andy Barnes with this car for less than 1/5th of what he's spent to do high 8.20's

yeah as if that would count...its only the fastest and quickest form of motorsport in this country. drag racers can't drive...here's the proof... if people think this is bullshit the stories after the event are going to be super! i suppose thats why they call it Supercrap...i mean Superlap!

delivered to me $300

Well look after it John...the head mods seem good as the torque is nice and high, but a little bit less of a spread than twoogs 5000 vs 3500. As long as it doesnt burn the sump dry should be ok. Case of V your way?

We dont believe in brake upgrades up here...not like the family size pizza trays i spotted last time i was in Mexico.

my days of fighting in the ring are long gone John...you were not attacking me, just sh1t stirring/having a dig. Thats all im doing to you...nothing but livening up the thread with a bit of banter. Ill bet that Luke is more than a second faster than Dave...a lot more...you should see him negotiate a roundabout...you'd swear he was on his surfboard then too!

Your full of sh1t...just for the record Dave owns the car. Luke Searle our steerer owns a Go-cart business, Dave can wop his arse on the go-cart track...so you CAN drive...technically a quicker driver than our nominated steerer. So in reality folks we are putting Luke in the drivers seat to handicap us a little as Dave has already proven he is a faster driver than him. You just want to get on the piss with me all day...im onto your caper. Whats the rules about alcohol at this event?...Im sick of walking around at drag meets drinking Jack Daniels out of a coffee mug.

you have pm. does anybody have a cup of sugar?

I treated you with the utmost respect when at your premises the other day...as a king should be respected in his castle. But you couldn't help yourself, could you John, every opportunity having a dig. Paybacks are a bitch...arent they... Reading this thread all morning and that was the best you could come up with? Your pathetic ! You have been singled out because most of us are in disbelief....you ringing other competitors about what your up to....you coming on here talking the talk...and now you pull out...unbelieveable

i couldnt drive a greasy stick up a cats arsehole...but boy i can drink! 10 years of 1st grade Rugby Union has me a seasoned campaigner.

John will not need to bring his own loo paper to the event....plenty on here willing to lick his arse. footage of john getting out of the car at wakefield looking like he'd singlehandedly driven the Spa 24hr, getting his pit bummy boys to fan him down was some of the most amusing stuff ive ever seen. this thread was getting rather dull so close to the event...i think it needed a kick in the pants with a bit of "smack talk"

I fail to see what you driving his car would do for his business....you could bolt pram wheels on a turd and make it go fast. I think he could do more for his business as a whole by keeping it 'in house' and driving it himself.

hooray

Hey mate...its not my car, its my business partners car...we are a 2 car team...one drag and one circuit/road...and i cant drive...what use would i be?...i only found out the other day what the middle pedal was used for!. Ill stick to building engines and racing drag cars...two things ive proven im good at. JP is the one always hanging sh1t on me mate...and talking himself up...im just returning serve. After all the dribble he gave me at his shop the other day Dunc's you'd be backing me up. I have admiration for the skill it takes to race a circuit car as i have done many twisty laps myself and have respect for you all. The respect just never comes back the other way and we put up with a lot of sh1t from the 'roundy roundy' brigade. So im think im more than entitled to have a little spray. No sheepstations will be passing hands after the event and if i had a car like JP's and the skill he always tells me about, there is no way id miss out on the fun to be had racing in an event like this. I think its a bit sad really and a bad call on his behalf....and im sure on the day one he'll probably regret.

the bloke has proven he is nothing more than a gum flapper, circuit racing is his supposed genre in the motorsport world but has now shown his true colours.

I hope your not going to tell me he's not driving his car...after all the dribble, this is his chance to finally "walk the walk" and show us all his talent. JP your SOFT !!

a 6.2kw in floor cable system costs about $800 and is tied to the reo mesh before slab is poured...runs on off peak and costs about $1 a day to run. We did it in the last house we built...but not the garage...will not be so silly to overlook the garage in future.