funkymonkey

your man is a gay pornstar who happens to be a bad ass. Wikipedia says he enjoys being the spitroast.

that's like some n00blet to imports comin in and rocking an RB30ET in his R33 GTSt cos it's a higher capacity engine. Its same same but different, but anyone who knows anything about em will call him out for running an SOHC like a n00b. the 1 piece VS-SS's don't sport rivets, just the 2 piece ones, which are the ones everyone buys, cos they allow for mad dish options... as demonstrated.

when they're not closed, and when I'm there... otherwise you might have to shout someone lunch cool story bro... Work VS SS OK so I read some more on this plaid shit. Apparently burberry is no go, and burberry is not plaid. It HAS to be Interlagos plaid, which is red silver and black. Anything else is not kosher with the VAGer's. Fuck. That. Shit.

we're rolling out all our sales and publicity staff with 3G ipads (with enterprise apps that aren't available on the regular appstore) to push products and give presentations. Also they can better manage their email on the road, plug it in and have it sync up with our main systems all without having to deal with the intricacies of it. Also something we've come to realise... executives like shiny objects.. really, an app that I made which shows sales figures on an iPad sold more of the product than a regular excel spreadsheet and graph on a lappy.

yeah red plaid will go read well on a blue car with black and cream leather interior. thank christ you're not an interior designer.

how about a facelift?

look in the background retard. it's the same show the other cars are at.

not quite japanese, but it's in japan

don't tell me you got 2 piece VS-SS in front and monoblock VS-SS's on the rear? yeah already got the boser bonnet extension from the UK. metal hood extension, weld on then paint to match. Just collecting all the body parts to put on at the same time and paint together. Next on the cards is an OEM HID swap, also out of an R32. Also, this whole plaid interior is fuckin growing on me like a mad bitch. just for roof lining and pillars n stuffs... maybe gearstick boot as well. Not too keen on rocking the Burberry design though.

found out what that MK5 R32 front bar looks like.... ...like ass!

btw epsy... I may have 18" faboulous wheels for sale soon if you wanna go that "Exe" look. you'd want 19" minimum on that car though 19x9.5 and 19x10.5

You fan should run off a thermositor. Figure out if you can tap a frequency or voltage line coming out of it and then add one of these: http://www.jaycar.com.au/productView.asp?ID=KC5378 http://www.jaycar.com.au/productView.asp?ID=KC5377 program in the relevant voltage/frequency that corresponds to the temp you want and off you go.

nope. I know... that's what's shitting me... the fact that I can't visualise what it'd look like. Otherwise I'd have made the call and gone for it.

thank christ the dude decided to keep his wheels. was he lebanese?

cos the kit can be supplied with an R32 front bar, or MK5 R32 style front bar. Same price, 100% polyurethane (no fibreglass), fits perfect etc. Gotta love aftermarket parts out of Europe... none of this half arsed stuff like jap aftermarket parts. Yeah consensus seems to be that MK5 R32's should only exist on MK5's and not on MK4's. Pity no one's done it before (or if they have they've done some gaybo fibreglass conversion that looks shocking) so I can't tell if I like it or not.

... or just don't jump on the pedal so hard and pulse your braking. costs $0, and it level up's your driving skills.

bigger brakes will just lock you up harder. learn to let go of the pedal when you feel it locking up and then reapply pressure... that's what ABS does anyways, just stops you from stomping on the pedal like a full retard.

stop wasting money you don't have on pissy little gimmicks.

woot. just bought a brand new unpainted OEM VW golf MK4 R32 kit. now the question is, should I get the optional MK5 GTI style front bumper or should I get the regular MK4 R32 front bumper? MK4 R32 sides and rear: MK4 R32 front: real MK5 R32: same style but for an MK4: probably should just stick to MK4, cos putting a MK5 front is a lil wanky like R34 fronts on R32's. Mind you there's not that many guys no one who've done it.

have a running race use only S14 with full interior and auto engine all hooked up in melbourne. PM if interested.

lol was that the KE sittin in your driveway?

you mean "HBollywood"? Got sold. lol the guy was convinced when we showed him the pamela anderson sextape and pointed out that it was the same boat in it?

nga's popped too many eccy's not cheezburgers.

baroneh... apps to definitely get: Air Display (stream video over your network so you don't have to convert divX's of TV shows and movies) Sketchbook Pro (drawing app) Wired magazine (online tech mag, if you're into that) iTeleport (VNC so you can remote control your PC/mac) games: Need for Speed Shift Plants vs Zombies HD Fiedrunners for iPad

i haven't been to the shop since sunday. maybe next weekend. just ring him ya lazy kent.