Though i go out of my way to torment and terrorize trucks at every opportunity simply because the bastards think they are the only ones with deadlines to meet I manage to avoid coming in to contact with them to the best of my ability. To date i have been succesful.
Classic example....The other day. Working on the car and running out of time. head out for a test run, stop at the lights behind 2 trucks in 2 lanes. road diverges to single lane about 1 k ahead. f**kers hogged both lanes and prevented any of the large lineup of cars from gaining a clear road ahead. I made it my business to overtake and drive at a very leisurely pace accompanied by flashing headlights, horn blasting, wild gesticulation whilst lazy bastard and i just dawdled along and laughed and waved at the f**ktards.
My other fave is the arsehole truckies in the Ippy motorway. They hold the righthand lane and block up the works all the way to the Warwick bypass then force their way in to the left lane so they can take the road to Warwick. I maneuvre to get in the left lane beside them and then hold the pricks out from turning on to the warwick road. They try speeding up, slowing down etc etc but i eventually force them up brisbane road in to Ipswich. f**kem, they want to inconvenience me they can have it back. Hit my car, couldnt give a root, they are paying for it.