I failed my Biology exam last Friday...
I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
Apparently, 'Paedophiles' and 'Boat People' don't count.
Dammit...I thought I'd nailed that one!!!
Dr Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty. No matter how much he tried ,the sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal reassuring voice say "Dave dont worry about it,you aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients ,and you wont be the last and your single just let it go ".
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality whispering "Dave your a f**kin vet"!
Duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "you got any bread", the barman replies "no".
The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the barman "you got any bread", the barman says "no and if you ask me again ill nail you to the bar"
The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the barman "you got any nails", the barman replies "no"!! The duck says you got any bread then?