An Irishman applying for a job as a blacksmith was asked if he has experience shoeing horses...
He thought for a minute and said “no, but I once told a donkey to f**k off”.
An irishman went to the doctors, suffering from a bad back.
"How did you do it" asked the doctor?
"I did it having sex doggie style" said Paddy
"Try having sex the normal way" said the doctor
"I did" said paddy "but the dog keeps licking my face"
A tit, a fanny, and an arsehole are having a debate on who's the greatest out of the three of them.
The tit says "I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, and that's why I'm the greatest!"
The fanny says "I give birth to new borns and I'm able to accomodate the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest!"
What are you doing reading this??? It's your turn to say something now!