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EXACTLY THIS!

f**k yeah laser tag! Lol

personally I don't consciously make sure I'm in the left hand lane, but that's pretty well entirely because I AM the faster car 99% of the time. However if I notice someone approaching I'll make an effort to get out of their way anyway. Common courtesy is spot on, which is why I get the shits so badly. It's not like they're just breaking the rules - they're being f**king rude and inconsiderate!

If this is true, then I'm going to continue high-beaming the absolute f**k out of anyone doing this shit on the highway. I'll still do it in 80kph zones. Not like these muppets would have half a clue on the correct laws anyway.

This. lol. But yeah Anthony most of that makes sense, it's just I can't overcome the notion that subjecting your body to colder temperatures will result in a slightly reduced immune system, and therefore more susceptible to viral/bacterial infection.

Not that I have anything to back up my beliefs on the contrary, but do YOU have any sources for this claim? I'm legitimately intrigued since even a few days of unexpectedly cold weather will often result in a minor cold for me - like back in spring/summer 2011, random cold change for a couple of days, then warm again, then cold, then warm over the space of a week REALLY f**ked me up haha

Tell that to my housemate who'll consistently have a cold/flu if he's forced to ride to work during winter lol. I fail to see how having your body temp lowered (or at least that of your epidermis) has no correlation to getting sick....unless that isn't what you meant.

Some useles f**king woman or arrogant guy would still manage to f**k your day haha Sure, it may not be cold relative to this time of year normally, but it's still easily cold enough to get sick. Why take that risk when I don't have to? I ride the bike for enjoyment, since it's overall much less convenient than driving lol

Yeah I was meaning to ask how Emad was coming along too!

That's an attitude that'll get you wiped out lol. No way will I utilise having a motorcycle to avoid traffic situations - at least I certainly won't do so without also acknowledging the silly risks I'm taking. Plus like f**k I'm going to ride to work at 8am in this cold. Would rather deal with wanting to kill people than not even have the chance coz I'm bedridden at home with a horrid chest infection

I'm all for whatever method provides the most seamless merging of vehicles under the circumstances....however the situation I always experience near Fyshwick blows my mind since people will deadset just force their way up beside the car in front of them even though they obviously realise they are NOT getting in front. It's like they just flat out do not process anything more than 5 meters in front of their vehicle, so to them the form one lane situation doesn't even exist. Oblivious f**king morons.

Generally I find that situation just silly since people push forward for very little gain, but still manage to merge relatively acceptably haha. Any form one lane situation immediately after a set of lights is a f**king joke - both due to the incredible incompetence of the drivers, and also that of the person who originally decided that would be a good spot to put it. What the f**k were they thinking?!

Next time I've got a day off (probably tomorrow at this rate, lol), I'm going to stand on the grass off to the side of the form-one-lane after the set of traffic lights on the Monaro southbound just before Fyshwick (we all know the one) with a subliminally offensive sign pointing out the sheer incompetence of drivers when it comes to merging. Something like "Canberra drivers: learn to merge, you incompetent fools. It's not bloody hard!", all while I point directly at offenders. If I'm still in this irritated mood on the way home, I think I should definitely avoid that route hahaha

Yeah as I though, still common sense and courtesy say they should get the f**k out of the way. If they choose to remain in the right hand lane, I'll let them know exactly what I think of them with no regard for their feelings lol

Nail > head, Birds.

I haven't resorted to physical confrontation since yr8 (2003), and even then it was effectively "self defence" since the dude was provoking the living shit out of me day in day out. Other than that I've been on the receiving end of ~6 punches to the head while in Estonia, and that's the extent of any and all physical confrontations I've been part of haha I'm VERY good at avoiding violence when coming from others, and resorting to it myself is the absolute last thing I'll do (as shown by my track record lol). I might get really really worked up and abusive, but ultimately if you're on the receiving end of these situations there's next to no chance I'll get physical unless whomever I'm abusing does so first even then I'll likely back down, coz you know, I'd hate to seriously hurt someone bahahahaha I'd actually really like to know what I'm capable of when shit hits the fan. I've never even felt the need to "fight back" in any situation as I'm just worried about any potential ramifications of what I'd do - legal or otherwise.

Yeah I like them the other pairs are one bright fkn orange and one bright fkn blue. The blue ones I don't like so much because I somehow accidentally got large instead of medium....and when you're purchasing them in the US, "large" is more like "extra f**king massive like a dress with legs" hahaha But yeah $20+tax for a pair of Nike bball shorts was a steal!! Not to mention that mad ass Nike sweater I picked up for $30+tax haha f**k this country and our ridiculous markups. U JELLY KUNT?@!@$ hahaha <3 EDIT: f**k I'm a sexy brunette. I'd hit me. I'd hit me HARD.

Seems it's only "illegal" in NSW (or at least NOT in ACT), or so the rumours tell me. It may be legal for them to sit in the right hand lane, but it's also perfectly legal for me to hurl abuse while making particular hand gestures - within reason haha Yeah, I'm a bit of a time bomb lol. Most of the time I deal with these little annoyances quite well, but unfortunately my methods just cause them to build up haha As long as whoever cops it when I snap deserved it somehow, then whatevs. Canberra drivers ALWAYS deserve it though

I has 3 pairs, incoming snapchat of the most boring (yet favourite) pair nao. Because bball shorts are serious business

Nothing in particular, just one of those days where every single flamin mongrel on the road is exercising their apparent right to be a braindead f**king moron lol. Just f**kheads sitting in the right hand lane at the same speed or less than those in the left, particularly when there's no car next to them (f**kING MOVE OVER KUNT!!!), stupid ass f**king 457s in their taxis thinking that they have right of way to force into the tiny space in front of me just because they indicated (albeit halfway through their bullshit manoeuvre), and my goddamn phone playing all the wrong songs on the way in haha. Compounded by yet another f**king horrid night's "sleep", no caffeine, and hungry as hell. And morons at work the moment I get in. It's all f**king rainbows, fairies, and unicorns up in this bitch today! hahaha

She *might* be confused and think you're using the smith machine....short of not having to grip the dumbbells, there's nothing I can think of about squatting with an Olympic bar in the rack that makes it EASIER than holding dumbbells by your side. Dumbbells = lower centre of gravity = easier to balance. Aaaaaaaand..... You squat just shy of 3 times what she can, and she's doing it the "easy" way. Case in point, Leesh is betterer Also nice work on the bball shorts haha, same here.

I'm deadset livid this morning. I would give anything for some poor soul to do something that would excuse me from criminal proceedings when I belt the life out of him. Please, someone send me such a person. I'm desperately in need lol

Slightly digressing, but anyone who doesn't use AdBlock this day and age is a lost cause lol

If there were traffic lights along Parkes Way, I'd have hurled some serious f**king abuse at some of the incompetent kunts I had to deal with this morning. f**k my blood is boiling.

Credit where credit's due, but there's no way he should be labelled "the world's fittest man". Exactly as you pointed out, that can be defined in so many different ways - not all of which he'd come out on top. Either way, I'm more concerned that a pointless story like that is "front page" news for typical News Limited sites. f**king joke the word "news" has become.