Let me tell you "The Tale of two Chilli's" sauces.....
Story number one.
Participants…. Bass Junky, James, Piece of my Fajita Beef, Lots of After Death Sauce.
James comes over and says “This Chilli sauce isn’t hot”
I say.. “Yes it is, it’s really f**king hot”
James.. “ Nah it’s not, you’re a pussy”
James then proceeds to baste his piece of meat in the chilli sauce until it was completely covered.
James eat’s said chilli covered meat.
“James says, that’s not hot. No wait. It’s hot. It’s really hot. HOLY f**k THIS SHIT IS f**kING HOT!”
James then proceeds to turn red and starts to sweat, all the time drinking from various PVs.
Pete laughs and says “Ha Ha, I told you so man!!!”
General hilarity ensues.
Story Number two.
Participants…. Bass Junky, Chrisman, Nathan, Saff Cossie, Straw full of After Death Sauce.
Pete fills straw of After Death sauce and asks Chrisman to distract Nathan whilst Pete attempts to spice up Nathans meal.
Nathan is too clever for us and attempt fails.
At almost the same time, Chrisman snatches the straw full of After Death Sauce and jams it in Saff Cossie’s PV, removes existing straw and departs the scene.
Nothing happens for a few minutes until Saff Cossie tries a little bit of the chilli on some food and his finger. He thinks “man this is hot, I had better drink some PV to cool my mouth down”
Saff Cossie drinks from the ‘infected straw’ and his world suddenly starts to close in around him.
He turns red, sweats, breaks down and start hallucinating.
Then he rubs his eyes cos they are watering…… with the finger that he earlier dipped into Chilli.
Everyone almost dies with laughter…. Triple Chilli hit.
More general hilarity.
One of the funniest chilli incidents I’ve ever been a party too!