I remember seeing Kasko start a thread (in the Wasteland) long ago that was something along these lines...
Dude got Flamed.
Your lucky you chose to go local RoseBud.
Congrats? Pfffft... One Fousand aint Nuttin.
(if this sounds a bit Gruff, I just got home from doing 2 hours overtime at VERY short notice)
PHAGGOTRY KUNCE!!!