Queensland Wasteland

[Nizmo]

see ya chaos!

[NismoGirl]

I gotta do my nails.. I SOOO don't feel like it.

Be back in about an hour

[Nizmo]

cya

[dAVE]

my times r out too... anyway, i had backed beans, musrooms, eggs, sausage, toast and bacon for lunch... yum.. and coffee.. best thing was i didnt have to make it or pay for it

[Guest Boxhead]

what are backed beans? how do you back a bean?

[chaos]

turn it around and pretend to reverse it

[Guest 87vlt]

Originally posted by Boxhead

what are backed beans? how do you back a bean?

that sounds nasty ...... ewe ... bad thoughts, bad thoughts, bad thoughts, bad thoughts .....

[chaos]

u dirty dirty man

[dAVE]

well first pull down your pants

then if your wearing underwear (which im not) take that off too

now stand up straight with legs about 1.5 m apart

slowly squat down until your as close to the floor as possible

on your left hand squeeze some KY

in your right pick up a bean and dip it into the KY

slowly insert.....

ahhh - now thats how u back up a bean

[chaos]

ewww dirty

[Guest 87vlt]

in would get stuck eventually ..... and that would hurt ......

[chaos]

need a spoon?

[Guest 87vlt]

Originally posted by dAVE

well first pull down your pants

then if your wearing underwear (which im not) take that off too

dude too much info .......

[chaos]

u love it vlt

[Guest 87vlt]

Originally posted by chaos

need a spoon?

na this stanley knife will do .....

[chaos]

ouch

[Guest Boxhead]

how many did you do dave?

[Guest 87vlt]

chaos have you been trying to boost whore numbers in tassie and NT? lol

[chaos]

yeh thought i would help them along but there not into it like we are

[Guest Boxhead]

hahahahaha in tas there too busy with there sisters