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Heh, I had one bloke have a go at my mum at a set of lights, three lanes, he was in the middle, mum on the left, I was on the right.

Had a go at her about driving a Ford XR6 (He was in some VN crapadore)

I told mum on the UHF to keep eye contact with him.

I got out of my car, and knocked on his window.

He shat himself when he saw me and floored it through the red light!

Heh, wankers! Picking on 65 year old grey haired ladys.

Found out later that mum beat him to a merg lane, and he got upset!

Hahahah!

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Lol. Mum was the one that got me into the whole car scene.

She even cut some laps with me just before Lakeside closed down.

She loved the slight left kink before the duel right hander at the end of the main straight.

By third lap she was going "Come one, faster, that was only 180km/h!"

I was in a Hyundai Accent at the time! ROFLMAO!

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