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cause im a ****ing looser dickwit who cant get laid without the aid of a car even then i get superficial bitches who are only interested in the car and then say i forced them into it. i have a patheticly low self esteem which is bolstered by the lack of anything resembling good looks and a sense of humour letalone a personality

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When I went through a RBT the other night, one of the cops said "Nice Falcon, it's one of the new ones, got a turbo on it.?"

My reply. "Nah mate, wouldn't own a slow Falcon with a toy turbo on it. Try running a Falcon on 1bar boost and see what happens!"

I left and then he got a real good view of the ass end with the Skyline logo!

Hahahha. Fool!

Since when did Falcons come out with HID lights.? Sheesh!

Can't half miss the deep PURPLE colour of them!

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