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Arghhh.. WTF is it with you guys and the Magnas!

LOL

No.. No I do not want boost pfft noises on my magna.. I didnt even want it when I had my Legacy GT or my GSR Cordia or my RX7 or my R33...

LOL

It's ok Alpha - I know you're not a ricer or that you drive a Magna.. as you said - it's a Verada..

That said, using the logic of Strich9's thread, it should still be burnt.. :laugh:

:)

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A man on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, "This traffic seems worse than usual... nothing's even moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Constable, what's the hold up?"

The constable replies, "It's Neale Fong . He's just so depressed about his personal life - the public backlash about his exorbitant salary and then giving himself a pay rise, the fancy office in Subiaco, his wife's drink driving offence and now his own licence suspension and his wife can't even drive him to work! He stopped his car in the middle of the freeway and he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire! He says Alan and Jim are going to fire him and his staff hate him and his kids won't talk to him, so we're taking up a collection for him."

"Oh really? How much have you got so far?"

"About three hundred litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

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