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Ahahah I will! I was saying to andrew last night that she is, by far, the stupidest piece of dumbass shit i've ever met in all my life. We rofld. Not nearly as accurately as you though :O :O

And I don't argue with the driver.

f**kING SICK OF PEOPLE TODAY f**k f**k ASS SHIT f**k!

I am with you i have f@@king had enough of today i want to fcuking go home

HAWTLAND!

da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na HAWTLAND!

named after me obviously

I am with you i have f@@king had enough of today i want to fcuking go home

home time isn't far

haha actually it is for you guys! lol.

sif ny1'd wanna go there :O

awweee it's okay, i was only messin around :O

hahaha you have no idea how close you are to the truth! lol

ha ha damn stinky Dave

haha

how did dave get to qld so quickly? I only saw him last night!

ahahah awww poor dave. He had chilli last night. Chilli plays up on him. As does steak. And Twisties. And everything else he eats :O

I am with you i have f@@king had enough of today i want to fcuking go home

Have a cup of tea

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And sniff some glue

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ahahah awww poor dave. He had chilli last night. Chilli plays up on him. As does steak. And Twisties. And everything else he eats :O

Have a cup of tea

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And sniff some glue

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Does the tea have rum in it???????????

That glues smells sh#thouse

i need a shoulder to cry on :O

what has happened dear?

Does the tea have rum in it???????????

That glues smells sh#thouse

No rum. Just rooibus tea!

And I know it smells shithouse. I was giving you an activity to partake in.

what has happened dear?

No rum. Just rooibus tea!

And I know it smells shithouse. I was giving you an activity to partake in.

Yeah i know.

TODAY IS SO FARKING FARKED UP I FARKING HAD ENOUGH I AM SO GLAD TOMORROW IS MY LAST DAY HERE CAUSE THIS PLACE REALLY REALLY SHITS ME NOW

I kinda feel better now

meh, im over it now, couldnt give a shit when its ready now...im gonna buy some more parts for it, why not *sigh*

and all of this can be put down to one person's fault :O

I blame liz

yep that'll do!

ahahah awww poor dave. He had chilli last night. Chilli plays up on him. As does steak. And Twisties. And everything else he eats :O

Have a cup of tea

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And sniff some glue

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hahah u crack me up

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