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“It was like the revenge of the nerd”

“I owe him my number. WTF he owes me for me talking to him”

“He knows me from somewhere? Like I haven’t heard that 100 times already from old guys”

“Poor ass”

“His 24 and still has acne”

Oh and soooooooooo many more

I kinda set him up for it though… When she came back outside to the booze table, I went an found Darran, and told him she might be keen, and she was poking around looking info and shit.

Lession one: Don’t listen to me hahah

Take a group of superficial girls, and an average red neck mate who tried to tune one.. And you get to here perhaps the funniest shit ever

it was soo funny, not to mention him and hes old chick, man he is full time entertainment!

oh noes! what should i do!?!?!?

as i was driving into our estate (gated community, so only residents can get in) there were a heap of people that looked like door-to-door salesmen or jehova's witnesses or something like that walking along... i got to the gate and started to go through (they were still about 100 metres away at this stage) and i looked in the rear-view mirror and see them running to try and get through the gate before it closed.... i stopped just through the gate so they wouldn't be able to get through, but one managed to get through and hold the gates open for the rest.... i drove off quickly so i could get home and close the garage before they got to my house so i can pretend i'm not home, but before i did that i yelled out for them to get out and that they're not allowed in... they yelled something back but i couldn't hear over turbo spool...

what should i do!?!?!?!

come on people, they'll be here soon!

so far suggestions are:

1) answer the door naked, and ask them, " Are you here for the gangbang"

2) call building management

3) Shoot them

4) Call security?

5) ring cops - tresspassers

6) beat them

7) bucket of water and if avalible add coloured cordial and open the door and throw it over them!

8) draw a pentogram and stick it to the front door and hope they're jehova's witnesses

can't be arsed pulling the old rear speakers out and putting the new ones in though, it's too much of a mission! (That, and i can't figure out how to get the friggin parcel shelf out)

haha yeah i did mine... i had the rear seat out at the time though... not sure if that is necessary though

come on people, they'll be here soon!

do you have a cat?

write 666 on your forehead with a red marker - and open the door holding the cat in the one hand and the knife in the other - if they dont run away when you open the door invite them in saying they are just in time

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