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yeah cos John passed out on the couch last night, Shane didn't get any!!!

hehehe :P

Maybe he got some BECAUSE John passed out on the couch... :P

I bet his butt looks like one of those Top Deck chocolates right now... a thin layer of milky white covering a slab of brown

Maybe he got some BECAUSE John passed out on the couch... :P

I bet his butt looks like one of those Top Deck chocolates right now... a thin layer of milky white covering a slab of brown

no it'd be more like white malteser's. Milk chocolate outside crunchy white stuff inside :P

Edited by lilmike86
Maybe he got some BECAUSE John passed out on the couch... :P

I bet his butt looks like one of those Top Deck chocolates right now... a thin layer of milky white covering a slab of brown

:D

SO WRONG!! YET SO SO FUNNY!!!!

:P:(

i'd like it if he would just follow through for once :P

only if you Swallow :(

or even Gargel like thoose chicks on the Bang Bros movies!!!

fark me some of the girls those guys get to do are so farken hot :P

only if you Swallow :P

or even Gargel like thoose chicks on the Bang Bros movies!!!

fark me some of the girls those guys get to do are so farken hot :P

lol. i've heard that as a joke before.

Q. Whats the difference between toothpaste and cum?

A. You cant gargle toothpaste,

and marc is right, they would be dirtier than a public toilet at the ekka

lol. i've heard that as a joke before.

Q. Whats the difference between toothpaste and cum?

A. You cant gargle toothpaste,

and marc is right, they would be dirtier than a public toilet at the ekka

Mike now dont tell me you haven't slept with women that have fallen into this catogory :P

Mike now dont tell me you haven't slept with women that have fallen into this catogory :P

yeah, i know a few. i saw one gargle a whole mouthful once, that was pretty cool. then again it was toothpaste :P

i wouldnt touch them with my 10ft pole...... heh.

Depends how desperate i was, and how drunk i was, and how dark it was, and how much dettol they used.

Edited by Oblivion
i wouldnt touch them with my 10ft pole...... heh.

Depends how desprite i was, and how drunk i was, and how dark it was, and how much dettol they used.

dettol on your pole :P would that burn?? :P

Lubes better trust me :(

he he he

:P

gheyest comment of 2007

Quick, come and stand over near that comment so it looks comparitively less ghey!!

But meh, sif not wanting to go near a skank is ghey. They're a disease lottery, and would be like banging a bowl of mince.

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