Mr-Toy33 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 dont look as though shane will be at work today. lazy bastard he is Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809261 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-Toy33 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 back in 5 rebooting. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809262 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 What a start to the day, I have a guy on the roof vacuuming the gutters, woke me up he did and what noise !!!!! I wish I was a glow-worm A glow-worm’s never glum How can you be unhappy When the sun shines out your bum! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809263 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatboi2010 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 What a start to the day, I have a guy on the roof vacuuming the gutters, woke me up he did and what noise !!!!!I wish I was a glow-worm A glow-worm’s never glum How can you be unhappy When the sun shines out your bum! LOL that's funny Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Nice Terry LOL Morning Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809275 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 And for those doing that horrid work thing. I thought I saw the light at the end of the tunnel... ,but it was just some bastard with a torch bringing me more work! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809278 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatboi2010 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 you know whats really fun??? so far this morining i have eaten on aspro clear and on borroca performance tablet. its fun when the fizz and foam in your mouth... I'm bored already and have a headahce!! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809279 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 OH! yes morning :waves sluggishly: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmike86 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 a man is cheating on his wife with another woman. he leaves work early to go round there about 4. after having sex, he looks outside, and notices its dark! "oh shit!" he says. frantically getting dressed he asks his lover to take his shoes outside and rub the sole of them in the grass. she obliges, not really quite understanding though. when the man gets home it is 9:45, and his wife is waiting in the lounge room. "where have you been?!" she demands. "its almost 10!" the husband says to her "look, i'm sorry, i've been having an affair with another woman." the wife glances down at his shoes and notices the grass. "dont lie to me, you've been playing golf again havent you!" Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatboi2010 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 did you know if you drink to much Berocca your pee turns a flouro Green!!! i wonder if it glows in the dark but haven't been game enough to turn off the light while peeing.... it looks like it might though!! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809290 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmike86 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 did you know if you drink to much Berocca your pee turns a flouro Green!!!i wonder if it glows in the dark but haven't been game enough to turn off the light while peeing.... it looks like it might though!! you'll get vitamin b poisoning before that though. time to go to the hospital Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 a man is cheating on his wife with another woman. he leaves work early to go round there about 4. after having sex, he looks outside, and notices its dark! "oh shit!" he says. frantically getting dressed he asks his lover to take his shoes outside and rub the sole of them in the grass. she obliges, not really quite understanding though.when the man gets home it is 9:45, and his wife is waiting in the lounge room. "where have you been?!" she demands. "its almost 10!" the husband says to her "look, i'm sorry, i've been having an affair with another woman." the wife glances down at his shoes and notices the grass. "dont lie to me, you've been playing golf again havent you!" roflcopter Hey Lee, weird science experiment to try...I wanna know teh outcome Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatboi2010 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 you'll get vitamin b poisoning before that though. time to go to the hospital cool it useually goes that color after only 1 tablet any way... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Hey Mike it looks like you are getting your jokes from the same place as me, THREE KINDS OF SEX 1. House Sex: when you are newly-married, you have sex all over the house, in every room 2. Bedroom Sex: after you've been married a while, you just have sex in the bedroom 3. Hall Sex: after you've been married for many, many, many years, you just pass each other in the hallway and say "f**k you" Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmike86 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 no, i remembered that one from a while ago. friend told it to me Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatboi2010 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 you'll get vitamin b poisoning before that though. time to go to the hospital I know a girl who got Starch Poisoning after she ate 3 serves of potato's aday for a month, dam she had a "craving" for boiled potatos...... it was quiet strange really Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revhead Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 This website is most definitely NOT WORK SAFE but this video is amusing Tickle Me Emo Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-Toy33 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 karen come on msn Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatboi2010 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 karencome on me sorry it had to be done Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 sorry it had to be done No it didn't have to be done Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1085/#findComment-2809326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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