85URK Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 severe tornado warning curent http://mirror.bom.gov.au/products/IDR502.loop.shtml http://www.bom.gov.au/cgi-bin/wrap_fwo.pl?IDQ20038.html Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
85URK Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 loks like it would do a bit of damage that storm id hate to be int he path of it, hopefully it doesnt change course and head up this way once it forms up with the other front. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856025 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Full Toss - an involuntary motion best produced behind a bush outside the ground rather than over the lad in front of you Duck - a quick lowering of the head and shoulders on hearing the opening moves of the Full Toss (see above) behind you Silly Point - a Kaftan wearer trying to explain the rules of the game to a lad Leg Slip - a fault in getting up after drinking one’s way through a full match First Eleven - one short of the first dozen knocked off at the end of the first innings Extra Cover - raincoat or plastic sheet held above head. (see also Duck and Full Toss above) Gully - Scottish lad’s word for Sheila Pitch - apparent movement of the field seen towards the end of the second eleven ( see First Eleven above) Bail - money required to release lads for the rest of the weekend after being escorted from the field Wicket - Bad Lad Extra Fine Leg - bit of a Sheila seen three rows above the lads Bowler - hat worn by English Kaftan wearers Forward Short Leg - lavatory talk for relieving ones self Dismissal - look given by Sheila three rows above (see Extra Fine Leg) Keeper - advice given to a Kaftan wearer on what he can do with his Sheila Member’s Stand - reaction to a decent Sheila walking past A Bye - dozen cans purchased before the game Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Yeah it looks like that front is heading straight for you Daz. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Q: Did you hear about the cricketers daughter? A: She was always willing to take a full toss in the crease Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
85URK Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Yeah it looks like that front is heading straight for you Daz. i hope it doesnt come towards the east with the other front. it doesnt look as bad as the one near esk. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
85URK Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 where are you getting all this from terry rofl so silly. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw f**k you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 That storm looks to heading north at the moment, no telling with these things tho. Humour Network Daz Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
85URK Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 argh ok. what did u get up to today for aust day? i just went and had a bbq at a mates house then came home. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 I worked, started at 4am came home and had a nana nap now Im drinking in anticpation of going to pub later. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856085 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R33S2 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856088 Share on other sites More sharing options...
85URK Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 I worked, started at 4am came home and had a nana nap now Im drinking in anticpation of going to pub later. argh ok i spent alot of money at the pub last nite. way too much damn pokies!!!! lol Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver_R34_GT-T Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 RARR Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856298 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad_N Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Looks like everyone is at the pub. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver_R34_GT-T Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Hurro Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/1400/#findComment-2856357 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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