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[85URK]

severe tornado warning curent

http://mirror.bom.gov.au/products/IDR502.loop.shtml

http://www.bom.gov.au/cgi-bin/wrap_fwo.pl?IDQ20038.html

[85URK]

loks like it would do a bit of damage that storm id hate to be int he path of it, hopefully it doesnt change course and head up this way once it forms up with the other front.

[R33S2]

Full Toss - an involuntary motion best produced behind a bush outside the ground rather than over the lad in front of you

Duck - a quick lowering of the head and shoulders on hearing the opening moves of the Full Toss (see above) behind you

Silly Point - a Kaftan wearer trying to explain the rules of the game to a lad

Leg Slip - a fault in getting up after drinking one’s way through a full match

First Eleven - one short of the first dozen knocked off at the end of the first innings

Extra Cover - raincoat or plastic sheet held above head. (see also Duck and Full Toss above)

Gully - Scottish lad’s word for Sheila

Pitch - apparent movement of the field seen towards the end of the second eleven ( see First Eleven above)

Bail - money required to release lads for the rest of the weekend after being escorted from the field

Wicket - Bad Lad

Extra Fine Leg - bit of a Sheila seen three rows above the lads

Bowler - hat worn by English Kaftan wearers

Forward Short Leg - lavatory talk for relieving ones self

Dismissal - look given by Sheila three rows above (see Extra Fine Leg)

Keeper - advice given to a Kaftan wearer on what he can do with his Sheila

Member’s Stand - reaction to a decent Sheila walking past

A Bye - dozen cans purchased before the game

[R33S2]

Yeah it looks like that front is heading straight for you Daz.

[R33S2]

Q: Did you hear about the cricketers daughter?

A: She was always willing to take a full toss in the crease

[R33S2]

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

[R33S2]

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

[85URK]

Yeah it looks like that front is heading straight for you Daz.

i hope it doesnt come towards the east with the other front.

it doesnt look as bad as the one near esk.

[85URK]

where are you getting all this from terry rofl so silly.

[R33S2]

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw f**k you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

[R33S2]

That storm looks to heading north at the moment, no telling with these things tho.

Humour Network Daz

[R33S2]

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games

[R33S2]

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games

[85URK]

argh ok. what did u get up to today for aust day?

i just went and had a bbq at a mates house then came home.

[R33S2]

I worked, started at 4am came home and had a nana nap now Im drinking in anticpation of going to pub later.

[R33S2]

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

[85URK]

I worked, started at 4am came home and had a nana nap now Im drinking in anticpation of going to pub later.

argh ok i spent alot of money at the pub last nite. way too much damn pokies!!!! lol

[Silver_R34_GT-T]

RARR

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Looks like everyone is at the pub.

[Silver_R34_GT-T]

Hurro