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hey lee, are you gonna do any work to your 20 or what??

not to the main block on this engin, planning o get another block and build it from ground up.....

Troy told me Dan might have an engin for me to use.....

have to talk to both of them...

You've only just discovered this fact :wave:

eeeek!!

Sux2BU then :glare:

discovered it to long ago

just discovered how much it really DOES suck!

good side to this.... i can leave an hour early today and start an hour late tomorrow

ahh yeh

sleepin in FTW!!!!

ok

work suxs now!

got to attend a 2hr meeting tonight

means i got to drive back into work tonight just for a stupid 2hr meeting with the boys in America and UK!

GREAT!!!!

now I have to come in early tomorrow morning cause we have a meeting at town hall with the mayor.

grrrrrrrrrrr

FFS!

lmao :glare:

now you know how i feel! sux doesnt it!

GREAT!!!!

now I have to come in early tomorrow morning cause we have a meeting at town hall with the mayor.

grrrrrrrrrrr

FFS!

i dont even know who the mayor is

so he must not be too important

as long as the mayor gives me what i want, im happy :huh:

Bum Sex :wave:

i dont even know who the mayor is

so he must not be too important

Can do Cambel!!! man dont you live on the coast?? its sum woman down there isn't it??

Tommy's mum was cleaning his bedroom when she finds a series of bondage and fetish mags... She shouts to his dad to come and see... She yells "What the hell am i supposed to do about this lot?" Tommy's dad says " I don't know, but whatever you do, DON'T SPANK HIM"....

A man enters a confessional and says to the Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession and I've sinned with Fannie Green every week for the last month."

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'."

Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have sinned with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's"

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style. The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie Green?" The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes.

A man enters a confessional and says to the Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession and I've sinned with Fannie Green every week for the last month."

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'."

Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have sinned with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's"

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style. The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie Green?" The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes.

:huh: just got off the phone with rotary motorsport. they are going to engineer my new car for like $150! how good is that! plus a dyno tune for less than $350, no time charge, flat fee :no:

mike is happy now :wave:

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