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Hot diggity damn I can! You even get to go all stabby stab on it. Cos when you pour it into the pan, you let it set, then when you take it OUT of the pan, you have to STAB the shit out of it to break it up! My honeycomb is good... but I prefer the spearmint marshmallow covered in roasted coconut *drools*

What the hell we have a chef on our hands?!?!

That's awesome ..

I wanna make honeycombs :P

CRUNCHIES!!

CRUNCHIES!!!!

THE CHOCOLATES!!!

I LOVE THEMS!!!

ok, gotcha, brain not working today

DON'T TEMPT ME!! :P

do it! do it! come on, burn something. i heard hair burns well

i wouldn't go as far as saying we WORK for Telstra LOL

But we show up yes.....

well put

Noahs Ark

When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO SEX on this trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back."

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!" Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said, "Sorry, no land yet." "Darn it!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"

"LOOK!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper... "I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!"

*bops head Brady Bunch stylez

And I could be your favorite girl, forever, perfectly together, tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

Woo!! Hoo!!! Wooo!! Hoo!!

not sum doof doof pls....

i love nova....

Blow jobs

A man comes home from work to find his wife in the bedroom, packing her suitcase.

"What the hell are you doing?" he asks. "I'm leavin'' you for a better life," she replies. "Where do you think you're going?" he asks. "I'm going to Las Vegas," she answers. "I hear they pay $400 for a blow job there."

The man thinks for a minute, then gets his suitcase out, and starts packing his clothes. "What the hell are you doing?" his wife asks.

"I'm going to Las Vegas, too," he answers. "I want to see how you live on $800 a year!"

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