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woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$150"

Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$350"

Man - "Highway robbery. Sold"

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The boy says, "$500"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going To take you to church and make you confess your greed."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"

Four nuns are standing in line to get into heaven. St. Paul says to the first one, "Have you ever touched a penis before." The nun says "Yeah, with my finger." St. Paul says, "Dip your finger in the holy water before you enter."

The second one says, "With my hand." And she has to dip her whole hand in.

The third one's about to answer, but the fourth one pushes her out of the way and shouts,

"IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO GARGLE THAT WATER AFTER SHE'S STUCK HER ASS IN IT, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!"

mike is back :laugh: i have an issue with the subie now. two split cv boots. so......who knows a dodgy mechanic that will do a dodgy roadie :laugh:

theres this indian fella i know out my way...

ICE???

In Car Entertainment????

possible, though i doubt it. i think she is referring to the drug ice. if so, then your about 3 years too slow, its been a huge issue for a long time now.

if its In Car Entertainment, then that has also become a big issue now, with the recent increase in leb factor round brisbane. the hectikness as increased by four fulli's over the last month and so has the sik level.

this could be a major issue :laugh:

possible, though i doubt it. i think she is referring to the drug ice. if so, then your about 3 years too slow, its been a huge issue for a long time now.

if its In Car Entertainment, then that has also become a big issue now, with the recent increase in leb factor round brisbane. the hectikness as increased by four fulli's over the last month and so has the sik level.

this could be a major issue :laugh:

wrong.... Vanilla Ice...

ICE ICE baby!!!! :laugh:

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