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Andrew had some random myspace s**t add him last night! And she has a billion other friends like her :ninja:

they are the majority....

There is this one chick "forbidden"

She is on EVERYONE'S (well guys at least) friends list...

Yeah she's hot when she has makeup up, but yeah... i think she's a slapper LOL

:ninja:

standin' here... alone with you!

they are the majority....

There is this one chick "forbidden"

She is on EVERYONE'S (well guys at least) friends list...

Yeah she's hot when she has makeup up, but yeah... i think she's a slapper LOL

*goes to search for said slapper

Andrew had some random myspace s**t add him last night! And she has a billion other friends like her :ninja:

lol thats what you get for having emospace

they are the majority....

There is this one chick "forbidden"

She is on EVERYONE'S (well guys at least) friends list...

Yeah she's hot when she has makeup up, but yeah... i think she's a slapper LOL

name, number, home address :ninja:

mike is hungry :sick:

OMG I just realised!

MIKE IS A VIRGIN! EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM! :ninja: :ninja:

sif, all i did throughout high school was have sex. thats why i only got an OP of 10

DO U EVEN HAVE ONE MOLE?

:ninja:

cos if u don't, you're a homosexual ass bandit...

no i dont have a mole....but no i dont have a myspace, they are for interweb geeks :ninja:

i beg to differ. its the other way around. those with myspace are homosexual ass bandit emo's!!!

HI5 :sorcerer:

sif, all i did throughout high school was have sex. thats why i only got an OP of 10

yep anna from that reply above i gotta agree with ya :sick:

Idiotic ‘Millionaire’ Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever

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Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"

NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.”

It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing “the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.”

After being introduced to the show’s host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:

“Which of the following is the largest?”

A) A Peanut

B) An Elephant

C) The Moon

D) Hey, who you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.

“Hmm, oh boy, that’s a toughie,” said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. “I mean, I’m sure I’ve heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.”

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

“Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!” exclaimed Evans. “Darn. I think I better phone a friend.”

Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

“Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I’m on TV!” said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. “Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.”

Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.

“Come on Betsy, are you sure?” said Evans. “How sure are you? Puh, that can’t be it.”

To everyone’s astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend’s advice and pick ‘The Moon.’

“I just don’t know if I can trust Betsy. She’s not all that bright. So I think I’d like to ask the audience,” said Evans.

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, ‘The Moon.’ Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

“Wow, seems like everybody is against what I’m thinking,” said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. “But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let’s see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I’m going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.”

Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'

let me put it into perspective for you anna:

this is the importance scale

10 -------- hot women with very large boobs

go down further

3 --------- shanes opinion

down more

2 --------- John Howards opinion

1 --------- George Bush's Opinion

now lets find anna

-199 ---------- anna (lil34)

-200 ---------- anna's opinion

-201 ---------- andy :ninja:

^ there you are!

see, and thats why your opinions DONT COUNT!!!!!!

:ninja:

j/k

Edited by lilmike86
no i dont have a mole....but no i dont have a myspace, they are for interweb geeks :ninja:

HI5 :sorcerer:

yep anna from that reply above i gotta agree with ya :ninja:

I third the motion

ha ha ha ha

if u had to defend yourself and explain that all u did was have sex... you didn't

LMAO

*POINTS AND LAUGHS*

HE IS A VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed

The people who always talk about it are the people who get nothin

sif, all i did throughout high school was have sex. thats why i only got an OP of 10

OMG you are that stupid. From this day forward you will be knows as teh DUMBSHIT VIRGIN!

yep anna from that reply above i gotta agree with ya :ninja:

:ninja:

ha ha ha ha

if u had to defend yourself and explain that all u did was have sex... you didn't

LMAO

*POINTS AND LAUGHS*

HE IS A VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the perfect example of how NOT to defend yourself LOLz

now lets find anna

-200 ---------- anna's opinion

^ there you are!

see, and thats why your opinions DONT COUNT!!!!!!

:wave:

j/k

BAHAHAHAHAHA the point is out of everyone in your life, i'm still on your list... and I think that makes me pretty damn important... to yew anyways.. :laugh:

:sick:

It's ok! It's ok!! I love you too

:ninja:

:ninja:

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