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shane... was told to pass this onto you -

Q. Two Ipswich girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?

> >> A. Society

> >>

> >> Q. What does a Ipswich girl use as protection during sex?

> >> A. Bus shelter.

> >>

> >> Q. What do you call a 30 year old Ipswich girl?

> >> A. Granny

> >>

> >> Q. Why did the Ipswich girl cross the road?

> >> A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so

> >> ever.

> >>

> >> Q. What do you call a Ipswich girl in a white tracksuit?

> >> A . The bride.

> >>

> >> Q. What's the first question during a Ipswich quiz night?

> >> A. What you looking at?

> >>

> >> Q. Two Ipswich's in a car without any music - who is driving?

> >> A. The policeman!

> >>

> >> Q. What's the difference between a Ipswich boy and a Ipswich girl?

> >> A. A Ipswich girl has a higher sperm count.

cut them off!!!!

:laugh:

hmm i could do that, but them itd just be bone on the chair...and thered be blood everywhere, not cool...and id prolly die caus of blood loss, u wouldnt want that now, would you? :)

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